Right on Schedule

Here he is, right on schedule.  The boy follows me everywhere, eh?

http://npacione.blog.com is the new home of An Authors Blog.

Peaches must have either seen my notice about where I moved, or found the link that Keene posted.

The new place’s default layout turns out the be the theme I’ve been using all of 2010. I’ve had the printers row layout and looks like the place I am at is actually based upon wordpress.com. The staff of WordPress.com said I have until today to get everything out so I will have it done within the morning.

Duh.  Yes, this place runs on WordPress.  So do several others, although Blogetery got shut down a few months ago, when a government investigation spooked the owner’s hosting company into pulling the plug on it.

The main drawback is that it plops a little ad window on every blog it hosts, which costs $30 a year to remove.  I’d gladly pay that, if I didn’t expect Peaches to waste no time harassing the staff to have my blog removed.

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56 Responses to Right on Schedule

  1. cussedness says:

    He’s quick to follow people he dislikes as much as the crowd here, Rusty.

    • Rusty says:

      It’s probably the only thing he does in a timely manner.

      He got my Xanga closed for reviewing his stories and suggesting edits. I went to Blogspot, so he got one of those, and claimed he hated it, until he realized they won’t shut down his blog for making death, rape, and arson threats against people.

      I decided I liked WordPress better, and started using it, although I still use Blogspot for my food blog, so he showed up at WordPress, again claiming he hated it until he thought he could spew his special brand of filth and hate. They finally got sick of him pestering them every time he got a case of butthurt, and kicked him off, so he followed me here.

      I’ve no idea how these folks will react to him pestering them, which I predict he’ll start doing in short order.

      • Mike Brendan says:

        This site can only suspend or shutdown a blog if they receive a formal legal requirement against that blog. That means Nicky would need to take legal action, and that’s something he’ll never do.

  2. k h koehler says:

    Maybe someone who bought one of those fake domains can give it to you so you can host your old WP blog on it. Just a thought.

  3. Why can’t you just leave me the hell alone? You were mad about me exposing who you really. I got your Xanga blog shut down for harassment — well this one is right up there with that one and I am just trying to find out the information here how to file a copyright violation notice. With Blogspot, I’ve actually been there 7 years and it was supposed to be rigged to a site I had back then but didn’t know how to rig the thing. If anyone has the sick obsession it’s you. So why the hell are you going around making unauthorized feeds of my blogs? Either take those down or I go to the TOS here saying you’re stalking me, and that’s the truth right there.

    • Rusty says:

      So you admit you stalked me here. You’re the one leaving your special brand of hate ON MY BLOG.

      Stay the hell away from me, already. WTF is the matter with you (besides being off your anti-psychotic meds again)?

    • Melany says:

      You followed Rusty here…that makes you the stalker Nicky. What a damn hypocrite and idiot you are.

    • Rusty says:

      The person being stalked (that would be me) has every reason to want to know what the stalker (that would be you, Nickolaus) is up to. Just sayin’.

    • Mike Brendan says:

      Nikki, you need to stop projecting your mental deficiencies onto other people. It’s getting boring.

      No one here is stalking you. No one here is bullying you. The only one doing the stalking and bullying is you.

    • Melany says:

      We could probably file TOS against you too Nicky for stalking, threats, just being an asshole and troll in general. Just keep that in mind.

    • Keth says:

      Has it ever occurred to you, Nick, that maybe you’ve done something to warrant people warning others about you and your instability? Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, some of what the masses of us are seeing, is actually right?

      Of course not, because you’re absolutely blind to your own faults, your own problems and lastly your own lack of humanity.

      Places like this blog need to exist to save the more gullible people from the likes of you. Liar, thief, vandal, inhuman, piece of trollscat, that’s what you are, Nick. Get used to it.

    • Jenny says:

      But, Nicky, your feeds are public. Anyone can read and link to them. they don’t need your permission. Geez.

      • Melany says:

        But but…if you’re not his BFF Jill you can’t read his stuff that’s blasphemy! Don’t you know everything on the net is private!

    • little black duck says:

      TOS Complaint Department – the last refuge of someone without a clue.

      There is a point where the human whine resonates at a pitch not even dogs can hear. I think we’re just about there.

    • no one special says:

      Couple of points Nicky: Rusty came here, set up her new blog, and announced she was doing so BEFORE you came over here. If anyone is a stalker, it’s you. Second, if Melany is soooo unattractive and needs to be taken to a pig party WHY would you date, have a child with, and become engaged to her? Obviously you didn’t find her so terrible then huh? Third, no on is stealing PRIVATE postings from Facebook. NOTHING that you post in a publicly accessible place is private. Anyone can view them. And last, how is posting links to other publicly accessible material a TOS violation? If you are so worried about it being seen and read, DON’T POST IT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Melany says:

        Which is why I don’t post anything on the internet I don’t want certain people to see. You won’t see me posting pics of my son (nicky’s not man enough to deserve to see them) or stuff that’s nobody’s damn business but my own.

  4. Mike Brendan says:

    Considering that you announced that you’d be charging a reading fee for submissions, and that reputable markets don’t do that, Nick, it’s important for sites like this to call out such shenanigans.

    Remember, Lake Fossil Press has “P&E is not impressed with their editor’s recent behavior toward writers” next to it over at Preditors and Editors…

  5. Birdie says:

    And so he arrives, proving Occam’s razor once again.

    (How long until he tries to use the phrase “Occam’s razor” in a blog or story, and gets it wrong. Any bets?)

    • Rusty says:

      Oh lord. I’ll give him three days to look it up, then start using it, Tourette’s-style.

      The simplest explanation is the most likely one, until proven otherwise. Okay, that’s an incomplete paraphrase from the top of my head, but he won’t know even that much until he Googles it — or reads it here.

  6. Rusty says:

    This is pretty sick. He keeps going after someone he thinks is me, who by the name, I can only assume is a woman, then launches into his ex from 11 or 12 years ago, who obviously is one.

    He’s targeting people he believes to be women.

    • Jenny says:

      Well at least he finally provided a definition for a pig party. I wonder where he heard that term (that caused him to start using it so much).

      • Rusty says:

        I thought it was a BBQ. Silly me.

        • Melany says:

          If we all lived closer to each other I’d say “Let’s throw a pig party!” then make it the biggest damn BBQ any of us have ever seen. =D

          • Rusty says:

            The last time I was in MN for a family thing, we swung through IA on our way home. Because of road closures for construction, we ended up on 61 all the way down to Quad Cities before crossing the border. Bettendorf during rush hour doesn’t rank too high on my list of fun places to drive, but it really isn’t any worse than going through Dubuque at the same time of day.

            On another note, I make really killer smoked ribs. That’s my kind of “pig party.” 😉

          • Melany says:

            I go through Dubuque every couple of years on my way to Northern Wisconsin (depending on our mood we take several routes up there) for awesome vacations on a lake where have at least one grill out. Unfortunately it’s mainly brats, hamburgers, and occasionally shrimp.

          • Rusty says:

            I rather like Dubuque, and at least know what parts of town to stay out of. Not so with Bettendorf. Normally, we skip through WI to get back to IL, but for some reason, we didn’t do that last time.

    • Melany says:

      “Come on, I am not that homely looking”

      Have you even looked in a mirror lately Nicky? At least you admit you are kind of ugly. Unwashed hair, terrible body odor, greasy face, teeth you probably haven’t brushed in 12 years = Brad Pitt doesn’t have to worry that you’ll steal Angelina away from him any time soon.

      The happiest day of MY life is the day I kicked your abusive ass out of my car on the side of the road and didn’t look back.

      • Bystander says:

        I’m not attached to this situation at all, but I follow Nicky’s little adventures. I just wanted to reiterate that those of us on the outside recognize his BS for what it is. I’m sorry for all the awful, potentially hurtful things he says about you, your son, and your poor mother. It’s not fair that he dragged you into this, and I’m glad to see you maintain a sense of humor about his vile behavior.

        • Melany says:

          I keep my sense of humor by looking at the fact his life truly sucks and is quite pathetic and sad while mine is on the right track and getting better every day!

    • Neve says:

      Did anyone else pick up the fact that he’s been talking to Daggy again?

      ‘I was talking to a guy who was also targeted with this. There is no faking deaths here, I am not going to run.’

      If it is Daggy, I expect this is just going to aggravate matters further.

    • no one special says:

      Don’t forget the reference to Karen he threw in there towards the bottom. Libel for saying he’s off his meds huh? Oh NOES now no one will ever take his “writing” or “publishing” careers seriously now!

      • Rusty says:

        He tossed in “Rod Serling and Hunter S. Thomspon” for good measure. Um, yeah, his publishing career is as illustrious as theirs. In his dreams. It might help his case if he could spell Thompson’s name correctly. Then again . . . nope.

        • I just have to say that it really irritates me whenever Nicky compares himself to Hunter S. Thompson. Not only is Nicky not remotely “gonzo”, I also seriously doubt that he’s read anything written by Thompson aside from a few pages of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

  7. little black duck says:

    Where is he getting the “unauthorized feeds” line from? Does he mean screencaps? Does he mean cited fair use quotes?

    He keeps using those words but I do not think they mean what he thinks they mean.

    • Mike Brendan says:

      Nikki is a special (in)breed of inDUHvidual who thinks posting a link to his work is tantamount to theft…

      • little black duck says:

        Oh, I’ve been keeping an wary eye on this one since my Writers Cafe days when he wanted to “collaborate”. Luckily, I already entrenched with an actual writer, so I didn’t have to lie when I said ‘no, I’m not interested’ (because the subtext was ‘no, I’d rather remove my hands at the wrists’).

  8. baupdeth says:

    “…that she might be giving them information along with the fucker from SomethingAwful.com taking my private postings from facebook and making them public like some asshole.”

    Nikki, I can tell you with 1000% certainty, that Melany and Kim are not the source of your ‘facebook’ postings. Agent P is a Pacione, and freely giving me your hilarious posts. Who knows, it may even be M.O.T.Y., Steph, or Uncle Ken.

    Why not give a great gift to everyone this year for Christmas. Stop posting on the internet, check yourself into a facility and get help.

    • Melany says:

      I wouldn’t add Nicky to my friends on Facebook if he was the last person on earth. I see enough of his hate filled crap against women, children, gays, and baby kittens elsewhere.

  9. Birdie says:

    I think Nick, Daggy and David Boyer should be sewn together, a la Human Centipede….. and then dropped off a high cliff.

  10. Rusty says:

    The way I see it with them is they want to spread lies about me, fine, I will just tell the truth.

    He wouldn’t know the truth if it landed on his nose. He doesn’t even know who is who.

    • Melany says:

      Like he was telling the truth about me sleeping around with 12 men when I was with him and gave him an STD? Hahahahahahaha I almost wish I HAD cheated on him with even one man since Nicky sure can’t satisfy anyone in that department.

  11. baupdeth says:

    Well, according to Agent P, Sparkle Pony is now working on a short story that is influenced or inspired by “The Book of Revelation” because there is scary stuff in it.

    • Melany says:

      I’m going to scream at him for plagiarism! That is what inspired my version of ‘Storms of Armageddon’! Well one of the inspirations LOL

  12. baupdeth says:

    A little birdie told me that there are ‘problems’ with Lulu and Issue 12. Supposedly it is going to go to createspace

  13. Dave says:

    FB updates from Nicolette:

    The new blog is live http://npacione.blog.com/ — I lost the wordpress location because of ongoing conflicts with a gossip blogger who has a habit of stalking me place to place.

    So you see, even though you moved to blog.com first, it’s not him following you, it’s you following him… um, because he said so.

    the storefront on Lulu.com is updated with a photograph I managed to save from the closing of wordpress (because of the ongroing conflict with a gossip blogger. I had this one shut down from Xanga.com for posting my work on her blog without permission.)

    Started another creative nonfiction work, I am not at the liberty to say the title at this time but I am looking to submit it to a few magazine. The Pattern Of Diagnosis was rejected from Story magazine back in 2007 because they didn’t know where they could classify it. This was the first Gothic entry in the Creative Nonfiction territory.

    I don’t doubt for a moment that they had no idea how to classify your ‘work.’

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