This can only mean one thing: Nicky has his computer back. He wasted no time spreading his special brand of diarrhea about his “enemies.” Codexed appears to be a new version of the long defunct Diary-X that Nicky loved so much. His new Codexed blog looks really primitive, but that could be thanks to Nicky, rather than the software powering it. He only has one entry there.
The next few quotes are from his Blurty.
I knew this was coming eventually and I have an account on the site that was helmed by the guys of Diary-X.com. I discovered a place called Codexed I wrote a new entry for there and it’s one of those about my nightmares and the bullying I got in the Gothic Subculture in Chicago . . .
Yet, he still desperately wants to be accepted as a GAWTH.
I will be combining free reads with video too that goes with it.
Lucky us! Bring on the videos. Those always make me laugh.
Someone actually got it right about me on Amazon.com, I am starting to realize I do have fans and they are spread across the entertainment industry — the person who did the bio must had done the bio originally on fanhistory.com because they did their homework about my publishing history.
I was under the impression that authors uploaded their own bios to Amazon. It would be amusing if he were to bitch about how it was all wrong.
I am finally glad someone actually got it right with me — all the years of gothic.net and encyclopedia dramatica harassing me and trying to destroy my reputation. Darren is the one with the generic cover and the shitty novel. Only seven people liked the book on facebook while more actually liked Dirty Black Winter — I am just waiting for people to actually buy a copy of that one.
Let me see if I’ve got this right. More than seven people gave him a thumbs up on FB for Dirty Black Winter, but nobody bought it? Better go after all those e-pirates, Nicky. Send them some hate PMs, or whatever it is people do on FB.
Whoever calls me an erotica author I will rip them a new one — and I am ripping fandomwank a new one in the one that is from urbana. He got scared when I said I was goin to cut off his testicles if he kept bullying me people like that need their testicles removed in the most painful way possible.
Ooh, Nicky, you’re so hardcore.
The Bully Effect — I wrote this one because of the endless bullshit I get from places like fandomwank who go around and go out of their way to ruin me.
[. . .]
This isn’t for the weat of mind or faint of heart because of the graphic language. It runs 2.454 words and I use a lot of my dark imagry from my horror background to get the messagre across.
Generally speaking, getting a message across requires the proper use of language — grammar and spelling, for a start. Given Nicky’s molestation of both, on a routine basis, I don’t think dark imagery will help.
Darren went out of his way to ruin me and did a fake twitter of me where it was hard for me t get n_pacione and he violated my copyrights doing so. So I think I have a case to sue him over — what could I sue him for is the question? I will sue him for my lost royalties and emotional damage with the bullying him along with his co-horts had done.
Lost royalties? Because he created a hilarious Nikki-bot on Twitter? How does that work? “Judge, the bot stole my royalties. People are following it, not me.”
Eventually the beaucrats at HorrorWorld.org can’t ignore me forever but they don’t know a good horror story unless it was a severed dick up their ass. I proved I can do K. Patrick Burke’s delivery with Passenger, the new story has the hardcore horror delivery but the idea came from watching Ghost Adventures.
I’m not sure which is funnier: his dig at Nanci, or the fact that he seems to think Wacky Zacky’s show is for real.
Phew. Moving along to his Blogspot entries, he covers Keene’s heart attack, and pops a blood vessel over Boyer.
I wrote this in the vein I wrote a story that will be going in the namesake anthology volume two.
I knew he was a pipsqueak, but didn’t realize he was small enough to fit inside a vein, and scrawl his graffiti on its walls.
I was cleaning out the e-mail address being used by that one because I had some dipshit try to sign it up for fag porn. I am not amused, whoever did it needs their balls cut off.
Nicky has a serious obsession with other people’s genitals. I wonder whether he’s discussed this with his shrink.
I will eventually be putting the entries in this one journal together in a book when I have enough entries. I am doing this to celebrate that I got my computer back home . . .
Who on earth would buy a book full of his online public blog entries? Does getting his computer back make them that much more valuable? If so, to whom? Surely not the general public.
Fuck Him–it should have killed him because it serves him right for talking shit about my family. If I found him there with the chest buster, I just let him rot. Some people may want my blood for that one but I could care less — for him saying the shit about me in May. I just found out about that and someone who knew me from way back caught wind of it. Keene likes to sabotage people left and right, that heart attack is punishment for it.
At least he didn’t try to claim he used a voodoo doll to make it happen. What an ass.
I could see Keene getting pissed at me for that one . . .
Gee, Nicky. Ya think?
Any straight writer and they must be straight willing to defect from PAnic Press — first person to defect gets a spot on Issue 14 of the magazine. Lead spot if they get the anthology they were in flagged from lulu.com.
First, what author would want to flag a publication in which his or her own work appears? Second, how does one go about proving one’s heterosexuality to Nicky? Write a story about almost screwing Lloyd Phillip Campbell’s imaginary girlfriend?
The only way she can get the company back is if she gets a lot of writers who all hate me equally writing an anthology that hammers into me.
So, wait. Sam has Nicky’s permission to revive Panic Press if she puts together an anthology by his enemies? Say what?
I am pissed they said that because he stole from Richard Matheson, there are a lot of things I share with Richard Matheson in terms of similarities being a wide range horror author.
*snerk*
I am guessing AngryInIllinois is really Brian Keene. He supports bullies like The Chrusty Rail who didn’t read the article in the Joliet paper, and Mike Mullig the fucking cubicle slave actually had the gall to take a shit on that article calling it fluff.
Wrong, wrong, and wrong, although Mike did call the article fluff. So what? That doesn’t qualify as bullying. It was a fluff piece.
But saying that I am stealing from I AM LEGEND, that is fucked up and I would never do that. Boyer doesn’t have the stones to go on video explaining why he steals from so many including me. I would be thinking about writing Ferral to see if he would want to write for an anthology I am putting together . . .
I don’t think Rick would be interested. As for Boyer, make him your bitch, Nicky. Go ahead. You can do it. Or maybe not. At the very least, you can shake your tiny fists in rage, glare at your monitor, and abuse your keyboard.
Finally, we get the story about his days working at Burger King.
She might as well get a job like those two broke girls flipping burgers, bonus and a free copy of the anthology if someone gets a photo of her wearing a McDonald’s uniform. I know that is a little evil, but that is something that AngryInIllinois is better off doing — flipping burgers and bullying the cashiers. That is the future he has because all the things he did were built upon a lie and another lie — cannot keep his lies straight. Especially when I was working fast food for the final time, I quit working Burger King when I was 22 because it was demeaning and didn’t get the hours to support an apartment. I don’t get the ones who are fiftysomething working there — that is a teenagers job.
It’s like this, Nicky. Some people would rather make an honest buck, even part-time, than sit on their asses all day, parked in front of a TV or computer, raging at the world, while waiting for their welfare checks to arrive.
I am thinking that when I got my computer fixed I am focused as ever . . .
Judging by his blog entries since he got his computer back, I’d say he’s even less focused than usual. He’s all over the place. His thoughts don’t even meander; they play Twister with themselves.
“I am just waiting for people to actually buy a copy of that one.”
Someone has ‘weat’ sales LOL
Wait, wat
“My troubles with bullies started when I was young – because I was in special education and without a father I was often a target..”
then
“I didn’t quite know I had a mental illness or a learning disability for that matter back then”
Which is it?
Or did he never wonder why he was in SPECIAL ED BACK THEN?!
His mommy probably told him that Special Ed was reserved for special people. And he took it the wrong way.
Of course, I get the niggling feeling that the average IQ of his family members is about 85. To them, he’s only a tad below average.
Well, to be fair, there may have been people in his school’s Special Ed program who were there because of behavioral issues rather than cognitive/psychological/learning disabilities (there were in mine, including a couple of people who later went on to graduate from college).
Of course it is typical of his grandiosity that it didn’t even occur to him to ask the question.
He’s still rambling away with a new blogspot and blurty entry.
More laziness and genitalia fixation from the Nickster. Unless he got permabanned from Wikipedia, I don’t know why he can’t go create the page himself. He spent enough time editing his own Wikipedia page before the powers that be removed it, because he was deemed not noteworthy enough to have one.
I think he is permabanned. I used to remember what his Wiki handle was, and alas I have forgotten it so can’t link, but I definitely remember him being the subject of disciplinary sanctions.
He vandalized Nanci Pelosi’s wiki and that was the last straw.
Since Nicky’s back, I think it’s time I start reviewing the backlog of Nicky’s crap that I have on a portable storage device (yes, Nicky, I have a flash drive and I know how to use it).
Re his Amazon bio. If you take a look at it, it says right below the bio:
“This biography was provided by the author or their representative.”
It says that under every author’s bio, and since Nicky doesn’t have a representative…
I also like that his bio is 15 paragraphs long. Stephen King? 1 paragraph. Brian Keene? 1 paragraph. Neil Gaiman? 1 paragraph plus an “in my spare time..” sentence. Dean Koontz? 1 paragraph. You get the picture.
I just read through it and there’s so much weird ass stuff in there it might merit its own deconstruction. It includes important details like “He’s the same age as K. Patrick Burke and Mary Sangiovanni” and “He interacts with readers on AIM and facebook.com where he’s got almost six hundred people adding him then on Myspace.com he’s got about 2190 friends on there.”
I know, right? That is so goddamned hilarious and typically Pacione.
Just think maybe the reason he fixates on ripping off people’s balls is that means he’ll get to actually touch them! his fantasy fulfilled!
Wow, calling someone else’s article about Nikki a fluff piece (which it is) is now construed as bullying Nikki?
I wish he would just show us on the doll where logic touched him.
He considers anyone who looks at him funny to be a bully. Problem is, that’s pretty much everybody who isn’t legally blind. 😉
he probably smells bad enough that even a blind person would give him funny looks. 😀
“The person who did the bio” is Nikki. Amazon.com actually makes people jump through hoops to prove that they are really the person or their agent or publicist, because they got stung by a bunch of unauthorized bios.
So we’re “bullying” him the way we always do—by pointing out his obvious lies.
WE’RE BULLYING HIM IN THE WAY HE IS AND WAS
He’s fixated on balls because they keep slapping him on the chin…
Thanks. I won’t be able to sleep with that image in my head.
Well, well, that was a backed-up spleen vent, wasn’t it? He must be all tuckered out now.
Nope he’s still going on, there are more blogspot and blurty entries to roll your eyes at. Here’s one highlight for me.
“I am just waiting on my royalties from Lulu.com to get some gout medicine for my foot. ”
He also needs a card reader and some batteries before we get any more videos to laugh at.
Oh, I like the bit about how he’s trawling fanfiction.net for writers!
Oh, man. Nikita’s up to eight Blurty entries since he got his computer back. Aside from rambling on about his alleged Christian faith that considers castration a fair price for poking fun at him, and about Sam Cox, he takes a stab at Kody Boye, of all people, calling him another Clive Barker:
(that was from his “2:59 am – a friend of mine has a blog out there” entry)
Yeah, Kody dodged a bullet there. He’s too nice a kid to get mixed up with Pacione.
You know… For folks who are actually cognizant about the genre of horror (which Nikki isn’t), being called another Clive Barker is not that much of an insult…
Between that and the “cube slave” comment, Nikki can’t even land an insult anymore.
I know. The real question, though, is whether he ever could land one.
For some reason, I can imagine Nicky yelling “Hey fag, your jeans are blue!” at someone, then patting himself on the back for his witty repartee.
Plus, he’d make that comment ten hours after said individual made his initial offense.
You can say all you want about Clive Barker Nikki, but he still sells more books and is scarier than you will ever be.
HEY YOUNG GAY HORROR WRITER! YOU ARE JUST LIKE HUGELY SUCCESSFUL MULTIMILLIONAIRE BELOVED BY FANS GAY HORROR WRITER!
Sounds like an awesome compliment to me, actually.
I know I would be thrilled to pieces if someone compared me to Clive Barker. His story The Hellbound Heart was the first thing I read by him, and it scared me half to death.
Is anyone else having problems getting into our other hangout this morning?
I am too, although I thought something was up with my browser. Looks like that’s not the case.
I’m getting the header only, and then just a blank pink/purple rest of the page. I tried with two different browsers, so I think it’s the site.
It may have been something temporary. It works fine for me, but then again, I hadn’t logged out after my last look-see.
OK, it’s fixed now. I can see the site.
“I am starting to realize I do have fans and they are spread across the entertainment industry…”
*click*
I’ve been wondering for years about why Nicky seems so damn picky about who reads his crap. Apparently you don’t count if you aren’t in the entertainment industry.
Well. Isn’t that special.
“I am guessing AngryInIllinois is really Brian Keene.”
I believe that Nicky accuses people of being other people in the hopes that one of the parties will out the other to prove him wrong.
You think he’s got enough brain cells to do that? I think our favorite vegetative urinalist throws darts at names on a corkboard, or something equally sophisticated.
I think you should go right ahead and out Brian Keene as being Brian Keene!
I love the way he complains that someone tried to set his email up to receive gay porn. After my first altercation with him I received at least 3 gay websites saying I’d joined them and could I confirm membership. (a weird way to have a go at someone who’d just admitted to enjoying the occasion same sex tryst)
I sent him a nice email back saying if he could find some free sites instead of the pay sites he’d sent me I’d be very grateful.
So he can’t whinge about it. He probably put his own email in instead of his intended “victim”. A freudian error perhaps?
http://vampirefreaks.com/baupdeth
Nicky is all up in Baup’s grill again, with hilarious results.
Autoaim’s poetry was beautiful. Beautiful.
Expect Iron Dave Boyer to be plagiarizing it any second now!
He’s on a rampage for certain.
Is he bothering you again?
a bit. Not enough yet. to really pound him over. My big troubles right now it with Write Agenda
Lord preserve us all.
http://www.blurty.com/talkpost.bml?journal=nickolaus&itemid=10810
There are other Blurty entries up, one rambling about Slash Fiction and his terrible Fandom Writer story while the other is basically “I am not a racist”.
I loved the comment by The Almighty God.
He’s been posting stuff on his IJ too, but it’s rather boring, compared to his Blurty.
I thought this was so rich I had to comment on it:
“I will never use the n-word, and I have caught one writer using this ”
I love how he makes a grab for some social/professional integrity points by not using n-word. However, he has no qualms about calling a homosexual the “f-word” or a hispanic the “w-word”. The fact that he has no clue that these latter words are just as racist just boggles the mind. He lives in a world completely of his own in invention.
“I am already a fucking member you ass — I got published in Withersin Magazine, $25 sale you’re going to blast on that you fucking wetback. “
Technically, neither homosexual nor Hispanic qualifies as a race. One’s a sexual preference, and the other is heritage/descent. Maybe he thinks that makes it okay to hurl the hateful words? In any event, that’s no excuse for his abhorrent behavior.
After he once pointed out Withersin to me, I mentioned that he hadn’t published since. That made him a wee bit upset.
Also, a pro-market can pay about four times as much for a much lower word count, but Nikki’s so dumb with math, calling it a weak point would be a compliment. 🙂
Yeah. Celebrating the seventh anniversary of his eight year old company was pure, classic Nicky. Never mind the fact that Lake Fossil Press isn’t even legally registered in Illinois.
Then you read his other blurty where he rationalizes calling homosexuals “faggots” and you see, with him, prejudice is just a matter of philosophy.
His Blurty diarrhea is becoming one big . . . blur.
Predjudice, with him, is a way of life more than a philosophy, per se. He’s a modern day Archie Bunker, minus the humor.
“I got published in Withersin Magazine, $25 sale…”
Liar. He didn’t receive any money for that story. He submitted it and told Withersin it wasn’t a reprint (they didn’t take reprints). Nicky whined loud and long all over his little corner of the Internet that Peter Barnes cheated him out of a sale because Peter let Withersin know the truth about the story. And IIRC Withersin printed it but didn’t pay Nicky. The story also has a big disclaimer at the top about it being just the way Nicky submitted it. LOL.
“The anus is not designed for sperm , this is told to me by my old biology teacher — this is one thing that science and religion both agree on.”
I love how he makes up things and states them as fact…
And, I notice he mentioned me and Sheri getting married in that blog. Both of our husbands are in agreement, and were quite excited over getting an additional wife, LOL!
ROFL!
Freemasons weren’t Christians? Were they Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Jews, Jains, Muslims, Shintos, or what?
“When I am dealing with an unpublished writer who will never be published at her age, threatening to tell my family I am some kind of rapist ”
Yeah that’s right Nikki, I threatened to tell your mother, BUT she will know the truth, and it wasn’t about you giving an “unpublished writer” a chance, you moron!
Did you foget that you tried to lure her to a graveyard under the pretense of taking modeling pictures of her in BONDAGE gear, although she was underaged? Do you remember calling her up on the phone several times when she didn’t show up, and then she had to threaten you with a lawyer in order to get you to stop calling?
I have the whole thing saved, and directly from the victim herself! I will send a screenshot of the conversation I had with her to your mother so that she can see what this underaged girl has to say for herself!
“they start saying I need tmy ass fucked — they don’t like straight guys poking back and shoving hard.”
Oooooooh, you like it rough, huh?
“Because I help look over my grandparents I don’t get to watch everything on television …”
Oh, so he’s a carer now?
He’s pretended to look after them for years. He doesn’t. He won’t even move his granny around in her wheelchair.
I didn’t know that about his poor granny; confined to a wheelchair AND tormented by a sordid troll infestation in her basement. Oh Lawd, that’s fucking tragic. 🙁
I’ve never had the, um, pleasure of being contacted by his granny, but those who have say she’s a nasty critter in her own right.
She is extremely nasty. She was one of the family members I had brief contact with. All she did was call me and cuss me out.