Hat tip: Lewis
Nicky’s got a new video posted. Evidently, the batteries for his camera finally arrived.
The text is way, way out of focus, it’s filmed in the dark, and all you can see are his monitor, bottles of meds, and his schnozz. But, a little more than halfway through it, Nicky mentions that he’s looking for three videographers to accompany him to Richmond in January to document his travels, meals, and whatnot.
Since he says he’ll also be filming himself for his “documentary,” I think he really wants the company. He’s traveled alone before, so I think his ulterior motive is really to stay in one of their motel rooms. Nicky still doesn’t have a place to stay. Apparently, a $63/night room at the Red Roof Inn is too expensive, and he can’t find anyone willing to rent their apartment to him for four nights. He wants kitchen facilities because he can’t afford to eat out while he’s there — or so he claims.
Nicky doesn’t seem to be familiar with motels nowadays. Almost all of them offer free wi-fi and breakfast. He could always swipe an extra muffin, carton of yogurt, and a banana to take with him for lunch. He could order from the value menu at some fast food place for dinner, and not have to leave a tip. Or, he could bring a jar of peanut butter, and a loaf of bread, neither of which have to be refrigerated.
Although I suspect he’ll have as much success finding complete strangers to accompany him to Richmond to film his exploits as he’s had finding accomodations, I secretly hope to see the results uploaded to YouTube when he returns. That’s assuming he makes the trip at all. Supposedly he’s already bought his train tickets.
I wonder whether this trip will turn out to be like his Baltimore visit, during which some guy picked Nicky up in a bar or something, offered to let him spend the night at his place, came onto him, and Nicky ended up spending the night illegally on a park bench. This time, he might camp out in a secluded corner of the U. of Richmond’s library, or something like that. It would be hilarious if he stuffed a copy of his book onto a shelf there, and filmed it, as if it’s listed in the card catalog.
And let me guess, he has no intention of paying the poor people he expects to document his trip and how badly it fails?
This is Nicky we’re talking about. I’m sure he expects them to pay for their own accommodation, travel, and meal expenses, as well as some of his, for the privilege of hanging out with and filming a “famous author.” He’s all about whatever he can get for free from other people. I can never forget him bitching that some band that gave him one of their CDs didn’t also give him a boom box on which to play it.
I found it impossible to understand him. He needs to take the marbles out of his mouth before filming, and quit sucking on helium. Oh, wait, that’s how he normally talks. Never mind.
Those aren’t marbles, those were his teeth.
Even if they bounce around he still considers them in his mouth.
Jesus, can anyone translate any of that!?
You’d think listening to Peaches would be easier to understand than his written rants but no.
One the plus side, at least on this video he managed to break free of the laundry room 😀
The noxious odor of clean laundry probably got to him after a while. 😉
Every time I do laundry I have to resist shouting “WIDE THE TIDE!” in a Nicky voice. I’m not giving up my Tide detergent. 😀
You better get screenshots of those Nicky Threads on Shocklines before they get pulled down, because Nicky’s gonna get owned, and Matt will HAVE To pull them down.
Never fear, Tim, I’ve got them. When Nicky created a new Yuku account after being banned, he was relatively unobtrusive, but I knew it wouldn’t last. It only took him a couple of days to start making a whole new bunch of “enemies” this time. Tsk, tsk.
I don’t think Matt’s watching the forum any more…
Mike, could you advise us on the process of lamb blasting, since you’re apparently given to doing it? Is this a Welsh mining technique or perhaps a euphemism?
I personally was picturing sheep being catapulted into Morris, IL
Mr. Campbell, I believe this footage from New Zeland should provide an example: http://t.co/Q60yXbEv
Ah! “From the director of LORD OF THE RINGS”, eh? I wonder how many families watched this one and MEET THE FEEBLES on that basis…
I think Nicky’s probably shooting off email begging for the whole thing to get deleted.
Is it just me, or is he making himself look like a bigger and bigger douche as this goes on?
Well, if he wants to look like something that could conceivably get inside a vagina…
Is it just me or does he always turn on the tv or radio in the background when he records?
We have bahleetion on those two Shocklines threads. I’ll post the screenshots in a new entry.
Actually I want to be able to cook some of my meals on the trip because it is going to be four nights there and riding coach there on Amtrak. I don’t know my way around Richmond so it might be looking at one or two greasy spoon type places to eat at when I am in town. You bastards act like I can’t leave the area period, so kindly back off because all the writers who one blogger said took turns lashing out at me he lost all respect for. This blogger who mentioned this lost all respect for Ramsey Campbell.
Buy a map. Ask for dining recommendations at the front desk. The people who work there are locals.
For the record, I know which wannabe writer you refer to as a blogger, and don’t give a damn what he thinks of me, or anyone else. If you’d read, and understood his blog entry, it wasn’t exactly kind to you. Some people simply like to white knight others because it gives them a brief moral superiority trip. It doesn’t make this guy your friend.
Your Richmond trip is going to end up like all your others. You’ll end up sleeping in a park and getting arrested for being a vagrant.
Yawn. Boooooorrring! Try developing a personality, Nikita.
Looking forward to seeing you again immediately following your trip, Nick! We promise to get you the help you need.
Nicky, you know what is going to happen when you get to Richmond. You will act like an idiot, the police will arrest you and your family will probably have to come to Richmond to take you back home. You have never had a successful trip without something bad happening. Just admit it, Nicky, you have to ask for permission to take trips because every trip you’ve taken ends up as a disaster.
“This blogger who mentioned this lost all respect for Ramsey Campbell.”
Alas!
Blah blah blah wah wah wah
Personally, I don’t think you should be able to go to the store without supervision.
I doubt you can eat a meal without accidentally jamming a spoon up your ass.
Not to mention, I’m starting to wonder if that lady from your hometown is right…
Touch yourself in a library lately?
Nickki darling, that guy was totally pointing a finger at all of your bad behavior and saying what a horrible person you are, but you’re just too stupid to even realize it. And then you actually invited him to be your biographer?????? LOL! How much more retarded can you get?
I think lots more before you’re done, ha-ha!!!