Wall-o’-text here about why nothing is his fault.
Every failure in his life comes down to:
Or, women, men, transgendered, Christians, and everyone who doesn’t fit into one of those categories is after his delicious rump. Or so he wishes.
Yes, folks, his failure in life is due to anything and everything except himself. And, Uncle Sam makes us subsidize jerks like Nicky. But he’s still worthy of our tax dollars, in his mind, because he’s retarded, and thinks sweeping carpets is beneath him. The carpet is above him, but that’s a story for another day.