La Femme Nikita posted a new video on You Tube about using Lulu, and promoted it on his Twitter account. His goatee’s getting a bit cockeyed again, but isn’t as bad as it was a few weeks ago. Closed captions produced (among others) these gems:
- I designed car using rehabs
- Kyoto crispy is a piece of shit
- Ivanhoe amber 9000 DPI
- During sex don’t use meringue
The meringue one made me giggle especially with my grandma’s recent failure with meringue when she made lemon meringue pie. She’s still not sure why it failed 3 times.
If she couldn’t get the egg whites to whip properly to stiff peaks, it’s possible there was some oily residue in the bowl. If it was a matter of yellow “dew” seeping through the meringue, it just does that after it sits around for a day or so, especially if the relative humidity is high. Meringue is easy, but it is best not to attempt it in the middle of summer, or on a rainy day; all it does is get rubbery instead of crispy.
I’m not sure what went wrong she just said it ‘didn’t work’. On the upside she didn’t let the yolks go to waste she made a bunch of home made egg noodles for chicken or beef and noodles! Mmmmmmm
I think Nikita may be referring to the meringue pie he hopes no one will throw in his face, a la Soupy Sales. Just a thought.
One side of his face is still all jacked up. He is also reallllly twitchy for the first couple of seconds before the sound starts.
PS: Are those canning jars stacked up behind him?
Looks like it to me, too — pint size Ball mason jars. Not sure what they can there, because AFAIK they don’t have a veggie garden, or any fruit trees or shrubs. We use the pints and half pints for jams/jellies, and quarts for tomatoes, pears, pickles, etc.
That’s what I was thinking. No way Nicky is putting the effort in to grow anything, much less can it afterward.
The cans are what he pees in. He just throws them out afterwards. He only has 2 kitchens, not 2 bathrooms.
Considering the fact that he likes to use his second “kitchen” as a place to dispose of used “toilet paper”, that wouldn’t surprise me in the least. He’s disgusting.
I’m thinking mushrooms. While I hesitate to speculate openly on where he’s growing them, lest I permanently gross out the populace, if anyone has seen Matanga, or read Hodgson’s A Voice in the Night, they might have an idea of what I’m considering.
I polish 5 count Rosa, had me rolling. Think I have the title for my new story for the second antho.
Dibs on “Don’t Use Meringue” in case I get inspired enough to write and submit something to Christine for #2. 😉
I’ll call on “Kyoto crispy” heh heh heh
The CC really reads Kyoto cristy, but I swear it sounds like crispy. Either way, it’s funny.
Darn it! Now I really crave some lemon merengue pie!
Ha Ha! Just noticed my typo! My lemon pie is dancing a Salsa, and a Bachata too!
Come for a visit, we’ll go invade my grandma’s house and have her make lemon meringue pie for us! She uses real lemons…not the store bought filling and makes her own graham cracker crust for it too!
“Known as camelot crowd”
At first I thought this was his name…
“Pittsburgh cup”
HA!
So no meringue during sex. What about whip cream or chocolate syrup nicky!
Maybe shaving cream, but toss him the can, and let him go to town squirting himself with it. Then beat a hasty retreat before you get brain damage.
Throwing safety razors at him as you run! =D
Oddly enough, I think he really could hurt himself with one of those. 🙁
It’s like a Public Service Message. Nicky wants you to stay in school, not do drugs, and not use meringue during sex (sleepsacks are a better fetish).
Does he dictate his stories thru voice recognition software whilst bombed? That would explain a lot.
Possibly. He has recommended Dragon software to people who want to write, but have disabilities. On the other hand, he has also attributed his speech to his having a “fast Eye-talian” accent. The reality is that he has a classic Chicago accent, and slurs his speech really badly.
He never used to slur this bad. Its almost total gibberish now.
That’s the Pabst Blue Ribbon and Seroquel mixing.