Courtesy of Stinky Cat
Comic #22
August 3, 2014 by Rusty
Posted in comic, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | Tagged comic, Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | 16 Comments
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Poor Nicky, Stinkycat was the only one to acknowledge his birthday!
Awww….poor Nikkita. Btw, I hid part of the cake so it wouldn’t seem too obscene when I tweeted it…but he really did say he was James Hetfield’s 13th birthday present. That’s disturbing on so many levels.
It is. Every time I read something in which Nicky states “I was James Hetfield’s 13th birthday present,” it evokes imagery of MotY dropping off Nicky on the Hetfield family’s doorstep, in a wicker basket, with a ribbon tied around his neck, as if he was unwanted offspring of the family dog.
Whenever I’ve seen Nicky proclaim he was Hetfield’s birthday present, it sounded to me like he was offering himself sexually to James as a “gift”. Nicky makes himself sound HELLA gay, and yet gets mad when others point it out.
*Correction, he sounds gay and it’s pedo as well!
http://decadesoftherapy.tumblr.com/ did too, though since it was with a Stinky comic, not sure if that counts 🙂
— C.
At the risk of sounding mean, Decades of Therapy – does that include a semester of Strunk and White?
I noticed they included a screen cap of Amazon’s Lake Fossil Press page listing LFP as the “fagship” of the Pacione publishing line. That not only appears to have been written by NAP himself, but it has stood that way for some time now. Wayback Machine shows the Amazon LFP page 13 Jul 2013.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130718005816/http://www.amazon.com/Lake-Fossil-Press/e/B004LZIXP4
A semester might not be enough.
Yeah, it’s pretty sad when the EONs are the only ones who remember. Proves his family has been trying to forget him, and probably why he’s always screaming for attention.
Poor Nicky. Didn’t even get a gay cake with some beefcake jumping out of it. I bet he was looking forward to getting that bondage dress as his present!
Talking of his metal fetish… seen this?
https://www.facebook.com/notes/nickolaus-pacione/mcing-heavy-metal-shows-my-rider/270702269799290
“Those of you who are promoters in Chicago want me to host a live show — I do have a rider this is rather easy too if you can get everything together. I ask for a $190 guarantee for out of state gigs and if you bring a Chicago band in and have me host — you must have someone help me get to the area because I can’t drive…”
and it’s all downhill from there…
Now, Willie, don’t you know that people are lining up to pre-pay $190 to drive Nicky around, ply him with energy drinks, and watch him projectile vomit? They aren’t? Oh well.
Well, I might. If I get to tie him to a centrifuge once he’s on site and just leave him there like some kind of human puke-sprinkler.
A tag in one of Nicky’s recent tmblr blogs is:
“Nickolaus A. Pacione: Hetfield’s 13th Present.”
http://nickpacione.tumblr.com/post/94069344975/ken-shut-up-shut-the-fuck-up
It’s odd enough, to put it mildly, that he would consider himself a birthday present to a complete stranger. It’s even weirder that he would keep bragging about it, as if it’s some sort of achievement, when the person in question never even received said “present.”
Anyone else might make the observation that he or she shared a birthday with someone famous, and leave it at that. Given that there are only 365 days a year, except in leap years, the odds are fairly high that such a thing will occur.
I’m going to start tagging myself “Rabbie Burns’ 199th birthday present.”