For a while, Nicky’s been on a religious kick, taking jabs at fundy creationist types in general, and specifically Eric Hovind and Ken Ham. Evidently, to Nicky, it’s sort of a modern day replay of the Scopes Monkey Trial. IMHO, these guys are nuttier than a Payday bar, but that’s no reason to pick a fight with them the way he’s been doing.
To win this fight, La Femme Nikita’s brilliant idea is to enlist the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago to make a documentary, to be shown at a movie theater in Chicago in which he can have a beer.
What we do is give Eric Hovind a science intervention; and do a debate like what Bill Nye The Science Guy had with Ken Ham. We do a documentary of the Hovind Debunking; and the debate with me and Havind happens in Roosevelt Redline as I think you guys did a great job with the subway …
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What we do with the a science intervention as a documentary film to have shown at ShowPlace ICON Chicago with ICON X with a heavy metal soundtrack by all local heavy metal bands of thrash metal, doom metal, and industrial metal. Also if you can get in touch with Iron Maiden‘s daughter and Benedictum. We have her band along with Benedictum doing a show at the premiere of this documentary because Showplace you can have a beer while watching the movie.
It’s brilliant a self-indulgent fantasy on a scale previously unknown to EONs. Think about it. The museum foots the bill for talent, production, distribution, etc., and Nicky guzzles beer in an otherwise empty theater while he watches it. And, you know Nicky would demand the admission fee be waived for him, because the whole idea was his. Or, was it?
Never one to have an original idea in his life, Nicky wants to copy something he saw Bill Nye do. Granted, Nye has a B.S. in mechanical engineering, and an enduring interest in astronomy and other sciences, but his stock in trade is edutainment, aimed mostly at kids. He’s not exactly Sagan or Hawking.
This whole fantasy smacks of his previous fantasies of hauling his enemies onto Jerry Springer’s show mudfest to have it out with them.
Screengrab after the cut:
What Nicky knows about science in general could be inscribed on the head of a pin and have enough room left over to transcribe the King James Bible. In Latin…
Addendum: complete with a medium-size dancefloor for the angels.
He really, REALLY wants to talk dirty to teenagers, doesn’t he? *shudder*
— C.
And have the museum foot the bill for his big weekend out in Chicago. Note that he volunteered the services of one of his “buddies” to help move the fantasy project along.
I don’t know about you guys, but I would pay good money to see Lil Nicky attempt to fumble through a formal debate. I’ll wager no more than 90 seconds in, he starts to scream profanity laced gibberish, calls his opponent a “faggot” and declares himself the winner.
That’s exactly how it would go down, assuming he lasted a whole minute and a half. His debate tactic is generally schoolyard taunts that are a notch or two less coherent than “I know you are, but what am I?”
True, I was trying to be generous in my estimate
Shit, don’t let him find out about “I know you are, but what am I?” He’ll milk that comeback for years…
I’m confused about one thing:
Does he really think he can sell a DVD of footage that is property of Discovery Networks on Createspace, to fund the project he wants MSI to do for him? You know, I almost hope he does it, and gets his ass in a giant heap of legal trouble for his effort. His “project” is never going to happen, regardless, but it would be funny to watch the lawyers tree him like a raccoon in nothing flat.
I think he means for them to sell HIS film project on Amazon, just like Metallica’s film is available. Of course he generously offers for them to keep the money. * rolls eyes *
Except, if that were the case, how could the museum use the sales revenue for their expenses “during filming of the documentary”? You can’t sell something that hasn’t been produced to use the money for its production.
Wow.
He seriously can’t write anything nowadays without namedropping Metallica, can’t he?
*gerbil gerbil* “Metallica” *gerbil gerbil gobbledygook gerbil*
I feel sorry for Metallica they don’t deserve the negative press that would happen if they associated themselves with racist homophobe nicky.
I’m sure they’d have something to say about it. They’re big boys and bad-asses. I rather hope that if they have reason to deal with Nicky, it’s in person. And that there’s a photographer on hand.
Metallica can easily swallow the cost of a lawsuit to prevent their image being tarnished and copyrights being abused if they believe that is the case. If Nicky ignored the initial cease and desist letters his ass would be grass.
Discovery Networks would be all over him, too, and their coffers are even deeper than Metallica’s.
but wouldn’t nicky be hilarious in court? Saying they can’t sue him because he’s James Hettfield’s birthday present? 😀
Can someone parse this sentence? I’ve no idea what he means.
“I do believe in God but time to the feet back on the Jesus Fish; instead of Darwin in the fish but the Aramaic name for Christ in there and that will show the solidarity with Christianity and true science websites.”
Maybe it’s a cipher or algorithm? Yeah, I got nuthin’.
Well, Nicky seems unable to spell the word “put” correctly. Here’s my attempt at comprehension:
Take the “Jesus Fish” symbol, put legs on it (such a thingie already exists) and in the body of the fish put the Aramic name of Christ. This, according to King Twerpy of Stupidburg, will be some symbol of unity between Christians and scientists.
Which is still nonsensical, but that’s Nicky for you.
His break from reality is finally complete. That isn’t snark either. Little fucker has really and truly lost whatever sanity he ever had. Watch him go off on the museum when they tell him to take a hike.
But wait. Whatever happened to publishing his masterpiece with publisher de rigueur Tabetha Jones?
Perhaps he’s too busy ripping off Bill Nye, while she’s off pursuing her modeling career. Yes. She now thinks she’s a model.
Modeling what body part? ‘Cause I can’t even see her being used to model a manicure.
I’d just as soon not know the answer to that question… :-/
I threw up in my mouth…
Nicky’s post on the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago;s Facebook page has been deleted. Guess they weren’t interested.
A long, rambling rant from Nicky about how the museum is trying to stifle him in 3… 2… 1…
Hmm. Good thing I grabbed a screen shot.
If there’s a Lake Fossil Mandate, then I guess Fossil Lake needs one too:
http://fossillake.wordpress.com/2014/08/07/for-the-fossil-record/
I would seriously love to help Nicky get the debate portion of this going with Eric Hovind. While I care about Hovind as deeply as I do about the sock lint I wash out from between my toes when I shower, I’d love to see Nicky attempt some incoherent debate with him.
“and the debate with me and Havind ”
I’d send Eric some of Nicky’s wonderful youtube rants complete with translations just so he could wither in fear of what he’s up against! 🙂
I’m sure Nicky’s world class championship debating skills would shine through and impress everyone as he carefully rebuts and refutes Hovind with Metallica playing a live theme to underscore him while he chugs a beer…Or at least that’s how the fantasy would go.