Hat tip: Naaman Brown
This is absolutely beautiful. It’s from the Peter Propaganda thread on The Dirty. Well, it’s from RayJay971’s Disqus profile, but both comments were left on the Peter thread.
September 27, 2015 by Rusty
Hat tip: Naaman Brown
This is absolutely beautiful. It’s from the Peter Propaganda thread on The Dirty. Well, it’s from RayJay971’s Disqus profile, but both comments were left on the Peter thread.
this guy wins all the interwebz’s.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect
That post continued past that screen capture :
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Verbally you’re no better. You’re a beeping, babbling clown who sounds like a squeak-toy in the mouth of a hyperactive dog. You sound like a cartoon that got cancelled. Ned Beatty was more articulate than you in that scene in Deliverance. The squawk-box at McDonald’s drive-through sounds like Morgan Freeman in comparison to any of your videos. You try to dismiss that wak-wak-wak ruptured-penguin-noise you make as an “accent” but there is no area of the country that degenerated. “Accent” or whatever it is, no one could understand you even if you were intelligent enough to know not to make videos in noisy garages, which, evidence shows, oh my god, you are not. The closed captioning on YouTube has no idea what to make of you, so it just goes into “fuck it” mode and throws up random word combinations. “Neptune curtain-rod ski-jump I like mice gnomes hopping cantaloupe Nebraska armpit waterslide.” It’s the only time I’ve felt closed-captioning software shrug at me. Twenty minutes of that at a time, while watching you pause to swallow snot, twitch, dart your eyes around (or at least the one that’s not getting an alarming sag to it), and engage in endless bruxism. Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh like that goddamned Beaker muppet, all the while bitching about somebody else who’s supposed to be an asshole for having something going on while you don’t. And I guess we’re supposed to be on your side as you sour-grapes your fat flatulent ass off and we decipher maybe 20% of the bitching.
I can understand that lack of communicative ability would be frustrating, but it’s not an excuse for your behavior. You invent a million excuses for the responses you get, and it’s all avoidance of facing the real truth. “You hate me because I’m a conservative!” Nah, especially since you hardly ever talk politics anyway, and plenty of conservatives don’t like you, either. “You hate me because I won’t accept LGBT authors!” Nobody wants to be “published” by you, anyway, because self-publishing isn’t anything prestigious, it’s a Xerox machine. People might as well ask you to make copies of their stories at Kinko’s. No one needs you to do that, regardless of their sexual orientation. “You pick on me because I’m learning disabled!” Nope, plenty of learning disabled people are nice folks. If anything, that would get you more slack. “You hate me because I’m a Christian!” I know you say you are, but I see no evidence of it. What teachings of Christ do you even follow? I can’t find a single one. Nope, that’s not it.
The reason nobody likes you, Nicki, is because you go out of your way to be a jerk. You stalk people. You threaten people’s children. You threaten to rape people’s wives. You call women the vilest things you can think of, which is something men don’t do where I come from. You don’t leave people alone when they ask you to. You make people investigate if restraining orders work over the internet. You badger people endlessly about shit they couldn’t care less about. You invent “crimes” and try to hold people responsible for them. You’re an extortionist, a blackmailer, and a beggar. You’re a bottom-rung terrorist, and you’ve embraced that as your reason to live. You are – by your own will – doing nothing you can be proud of.
Do you ever have a moment of clarity when you realize what you’re doing and think, “Jeez, I really should stop this, this isn’t good”? Do you ever even pause to assess what all this hate-spreading has gotten you? Do you realize that your actions have only made things worse for you? You’ve drawn an audience to watch you humiliate yourself.
Nobody likes you. Nobody. That’s what your behavior has earned you. You have a few followers on Twitter because people follow people back just to keep them in their follower count, but they’re not READING you. I can prove it. You want to see something pitiful? Look at this – http://favstar.fm/users/nickwa… That’s the number of “favs” you have. Out of thousands of tweets you’ve made, TWO PEOPLE liked two of ’em… and they were just acknowledging replies. Find anybody else on Twitter with that few favs. It’s hard to do.
You have no sense of perspective about the nobody you are. You think you’re the center of the universe but you’re not – in fact, you’ve gone out of your way to make yourself an unwelcome part of it. You are insane. And perhaps that’s not your fault, but I gotta tell ya, it’s nobody else’s fault either. Be a man and go away and leave people alone. Have enough pride to not go where you’re not wanted.
Maybe if you’d get out of everyone else’s lives for a while, you could find one of your own. If you can’t do anything you can be proud of, at least maybe you could stop doing things to be ashamed of.
But at this point, I doubt you have that ability, or that class, anymore.
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Ah, thanks. Disqus profiles must have a character limitation, and simply cut off anything beyond that point. It wasn’t the fault of Awesome Screenshot; it was a Disqus thing that affected the guy’s profile page, but not the Peter Propaganda thread.
There’s two versions in the thread too, one at ~13733 chars and one at ~12858 chars (slightly older). The cut-off at the squeak-toy comment is about the 9,000 char mark.
Bravo, RayJay971!
I truly believe Nick’s ne tag line should be: “Neptune curtain-rod ski-jump I like mice gnomes hopping cantaloupe Nebraska armpit waterslide.”
That being said, if there are any who wish to start The End Times, all you have to do is marry Nick to Tabetha Jones, then sit back and watch reality implode.
Imagine Nicky and tabby being the last “humans” left on earth… In charge of repopulating our orb!
Ouch!
Darkity dumpy dark like in a rod serlingy kinda way…
It just took me nearly an hour to get to the bottom of that thread. Awesome stuff in there. How can he keep dragging something like that on for a month? And not one person backig him up. That really should tell him something.
But sadly, being Nicki, it doesn’t.
He’s still at it. He left eight comments on the Peter Propaganda thread about eight hours ago. Holy hypergraphia, Batman!
Sweet jolly fucking ranchers, the amount of enriched comedy plutonium that guy’s using could fill five hundred tactical truth-nukes.
Beautiful.
Ina span of two hours, Nick emailed me 8 times.I do believe that is harassment, and I have no qualms about taking him to court, or getting a PPO.
Funny Nicky hasn’t responded to that. I thought he was spoiling for a fight all the time. Hmmm… must’ve hit a nerve. 🙂
Well, Nicky’s come up with a new antic — “publishing” an old Robert Bloch story. Can’t make money off your own stuff? Cut and paste something from Project Gutenberg into CreateSpace.
http://www.amazon.com/This-Crowded-Earth-Robert-Bloch/dp/1517237572/ref=sr_1_10?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1443542021&sr=1-10&keywords=nickolaus+pacione
Hopefully nobody will order that (especially since a better company has it out, cheaper and with another book included – http://www.amazon.com/This-Crowded-Earth-Reign-Telepuppets/dp/1612870643/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1443542421&sr=1-3&keywords=this+crowded+earth ).
The intro posted on Amazon is more megalomania at its mania-est. Lots of indecipherable third-person vainglory about how he’s the only guy who could do justice to writing an intro to this book (which, as everything in Nicky’s world does, has something to do with Chicago)… then barely mentions Bloch before shifting the focus to himself, whining about Mary SanGiovanni, and talking about some dumb band he listened to (which, appropriately enough, is called “Failure”).
I hate that this is being done to a great guy like Robert Bloch. If anyone deserved better, he did. It’ll be a travesty if Nicky makes a dime off him.
Pacione threatened to do that with Bram Stoker’s “Lair of the White Worm” and Ayn Rand’s “Anthem”, actually did it to Homer’s “The Iliad”–a PD classic with an intro with his special insight–and praise for the 19th century translator who he called “Bulter” most of the time, occassional getting it right as Butler.
It is not like there aren’t any versions out there: Amazon has listed Kindle, hardback and paperback, and audiobooks of it for years. Amazon lists sellers for the 1968 and 1974 Belmont double novel paperback versions. It’s not like anyone said, “Hey Nick we really need another edition of “This Crowded Earth”.”