Hat tip: AngryinIllinois
Nicky posted this to his public Facebook page.
Parkour
[pahr-koo r, –kawr, –kohr]noun 1.
the sport of moving along a route, typically in a city, trying to get around or through various obstacles in the quickest and most efficient manner possible, as by jumping, climbing, or running:
his amazing parkour skills.
Who does that in a graveyard? That seems awfully disrespectful to the dead. Regardless, if he did zip around treating the graveyard as an obstacle course, it was not in the video.
The funeral was done with proper decorum. I don’t know whether this is a Pacione thing or not, but I’ve been to quite a few funerals, in various parts of the country, military and civilian, both Christian and Jewish, and nobody ever wore jeans, black, blue, or otherwise. The unwritten dress code was always more formal than that.
I found it rather amusing that Nicky tailed the pallbearers like a little puppy, not wanting to be left behind. *shrug*
He is SO disrespectful. I’d like to say I’m surprised by his jackassery, but sadly I’m not. He’s almost 40 years old and acts like an immature 10 year old.
Not surprised he made it all about himself. I almost expected to see him wearing that damn twilight zone hoodie because hey it’s black and appropriate for a funeral right?
Probably the first time he’s taken it off since he got it.
I’d agree with you there. Urgh. :/
What the hell did he say?????? I can’t even…
He was quoting Richard Matheson.
Thanks. Pacionese is one of those languages you lose if you don’t use it regularly.
Leave it to Nicky to take the opportunity to make himself seem “edgy” instead of saying something nice about Uncle Don, or offering condolences to his cousin.
That reminded me of my dad’s funeral a bit. I am always touched at veterans’ funerals by how the young servicemembers and the elderly veterans come together to offer military honors.
May Don’s memory be a blessing to his family and friends.
My uncle got military honors, too. He was buried in his Marine uniform, which still fit perfectly. At the end, he got a flyover from some of his friends who also stored their airplanes at the same regional airport. That was a really nice gesture.
I can only imagine how it must feel to have something like that in your family, you have to weigh up if the family function is important enough or not to be able to sit through another day filled with “nickyness”.
I don’t see the post, so I can’t watch the vid. He said that’s A military funeral. Is it actually his uncle’s funeral?
What astounds me to no end is that there are actually people talking to him on FB about semi-literary topics. Are they freaking INSANE?
That’s his Nicky A P. fb, not the one without the middle initial.
https://www.facebook.com/nickolaus.pacione?fref=ts
The video is here. Nicky has a couple of different FB pages.
https://m.facebook.com/napacione/posts/505019536367561
Nicky lived with uncle Don for years. Even with everything I know about Nicky I was still surprised to see he wasn’t one of the pallbearers. Maybe he was just worried his weedy little arms weren’t up to it. The way he walks behind the pallbearers from about 11:23 looks really weird. Is he trying to do a sort of quasi military march or does he just have an oddly stiff yet effeminate gait?
Interesting to see his narcissism kick in at about 12:22. His whole body language changes as soon as he sees the camcorder. Then he jumps in front of it like it’s his big moment and mumblequotes Richard Matheson. The silence that follows is painful. The lady’s tone when she finally says ‘awright’ says it all. Even at his own uncle’s funeral Nicky still gets humored.
Interesting that Nicky says Amazon now want nothing to do with him & that he’s relying on book sales to help with the cost of hiring a U-Haul and relocating. He might as well be relying on a team of Santa’s Elves to show up.
I think he took it literally when the guys said “You can follow right behind us.” Nickles didn’t understand that they meant to follow them to the grave site. He thought they mean follow right behind the pall bearers. He was really tailgating them, wasn’t he? Dude walks like he’s constipated. Or swishy. Or both. No offense to constipated swishers.
I cringed twice. First when I saw how fish-belly white his face is. When they put the casket in the hearse and he turns to the side, my first thought was: “Dear god, is he wearing Kabuki makeup?”
The second was that quote thing. That was embarrassing. All the lady could do was take the camera away and turn it off.
But, like somebody else mentioned, at least it looks like he had his annual bath.
Yeah. It’s cringeworthy all right. And how Nicky can claim he isn’t white when he’s white as a snowdrift, is beyond me.
His whole demeanor comes across as disrespectful to his poor Uncle Don, tbh (RIP and condolences to the family).
Parkouring in the graveyard?! Jeez… it’s like that old joke about the guy who tells his friend that every morning he goes running in the cemetery, and his friend says, “Isn’t that a bad place to go running?” and the guy says, “Not if you’re into hurdles!”
I can’t imagine that chubby fella doing a whole lot of parkouring, anyway. At least he looks like somebody hosed him off for the occasion.
I wonder what that family’s going to end up doing with him…
I’d think his disrespectful behavior at the funeral would be one more reason to kick Nicky’s ass out onto the street.
One one of his FB accounts, he comments on how well the roommate search is going. Somebody, please warn those poor bastards.
He should give his former roommate Michelle Russo as a reference to any prospective roommates.
Those online compatibility matches aren’t going to mean much when it comes to actually meeting people in the flesh. If he wants to live with others he’s going to have to do the informal interview thing, and I can’t see him passing that little test. For a start, he’s barely intelligible anymore. He’ll probably try to push the ‘I’m just a poor boy on disability from a poor family’ angle, but that’s unlikely to work even if he does make himself understood.
Some people may feel sorry for him but in my experience people are very reluctant to share with someone who’s unemployed, let alone a guy who hasn’t worked in well over a decade. Anyone with half a brain will see that Nicky is going to be a major headache. I think his biggest obstacle now though is that he just looks and sounds downright creepy. It comes across straight away. Even from a distance. Everything about him just screams trouble. He was probably only able to live with others in the past because young people tend to be less discerning and he hadn’t degenerated to the same degree.
The problem is that the sort of dysfunctional oddballs he used to share with back in the day are likely to be in the same position he is now, i.e. unable to hold down jobs and secure leases on apartments etc. The kind of people who are able to work and function normally are not going to want to live with someone like Nicky who can’t. God knows how he must look to anyone under 30. I’m guessing a creepy old weirdo at best, and some kind of sexual predator or aspiring serial killer at worst. He looks that way to people his own age, too, but they can also see him for the pathetic loser he is.
Either way I’d say he’s screwed.
I hope you’re right. I’d hate to see anybody stuck in a lease with him.
…unless he’s willing to move to Waco.
Waco? Nickolaus, Tabetha and Troy … ?
Troy won’t last any longer than the rest of him. Once the head on his shoulders kicks in, he’s outta there. Since it seems she’s trying to pin the rap for check cashing fraud and impersonation on him, I doubt it’ll be long now. She LIKES mentally unstable guys with disability checks that she can spend.
I hope you’re right.
I hope not. If Tabolaus or Nicketha become an actual thing rather than a sick joke, the Apocalypse will be upon us. … like, dogs and cats living together… chaos gazing out of the abyss … what if they bred …
She can’t breed. She’s had two hysterectomies already, and is scheduled for a third.
And I’m glad. The thought of a Necketha spawn is just too frightening to imagine.
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Meh. My cats get along fine with my dog. The Siamese is shy around people, but he’s not afraid of the dog. The Wegie is perfectly capable of cuffing the dog across his nose if he gets a little too fresh with her. The dog’s more interested in chasing kibble than cats, anyway, but let him outdoors, and he’ll chase down a rabbit for the kill. I have a picture somewhere of him with a dead rabbit hanging out of his mouth. He was so proud of himself.
AFAIK, Karen’s Rotties get along fine with her cats, too.
I’ve never had a problem with large dogs and cats. My mom’s Jack Russells, on the other hand, love to harass the hell out of them.
My wife’s shih-tsu, Molly, (AKA Little Egypt, so-called because she leaves pyramids all over my house) tries to play with my cat, but mehitabel isn’t interested. She tolerates the dog for a few minutes at a time, then vacates for higher ground the little turd-muffin can’t reach.
He’s highly unlikely to find any roommates unless he cleans himself up, and treats it like a job interview. In the event someone does agree to take him on, it won’t last long. As soon as he decides that paying his share of rent, utilities, and groceries is too burdensome, and he stops paying, he’s out on the street.
His grand vision at one point was for him to secure a lease on a 3BR apartment, and have roomies pay him their share of rent on the first of the month, while he would sleep on the sofa in the living room. Oh, and he wanted the internet to pay his security deposit for him. Who in blazes wants a roomie who sleeps all day on the sofa, so they can’t use the room, and is awake all night, pecking away at his keyboard?
Aside from that, no landlord would ever let him sign a lease in his own name, given his lack of employment and credit record. At the very least, they would require a creditworthy cosignatory who would guarantee payment in the event Nicky defaults. The type of people looking for roommates aren’t likely to be willing to do it on Nicky’s behalf, even if they are in a financial position to do so.
Plus, it’s the internet age. I’m sure any prospective roomates would do a Google search on his name before they agreed to live with him… and anybody googling “Nickolaus Pacione” won’t want to share a time zone with the creep, much less an apartment. “Gee, I’ve always wanted to live with somebody who has their own page on Encyclopedia Dramatica!”
I really don’t know what’s going to become of that goof, but somehow I don’t see “roomate” anywhere in his future… unless he finds someone even more desperate than he is, if such a being even exists. Some nice asylum somewhere might take him in, but I don’t see him living with normal people unless some family member takes pity.
His “Plan B” was/is independent living. But, he has demands of any facility that would let him live in its independent living section. He must be allowed to have “house guests,” and furnish it to look like a college dorm room, with a “man cave” area.
I take it that those are two things he’s not allowed to do at 3600 Walleye, but it’s just further proof that he’s stuck in the ’90s. Anyone with a pair is sooo over that he-man “man cave” thing by now.
There’s nothing wrong with staking out a room in a house for each spouse, assuming there are enough to spare — if it’s space agreed upon, end of. Ike had his den in his farmhouse in Gettysburg, which I would have loved for myself. But, it looked like an ordinary, comfortable den, not some “man cave.”
Nicky trying to live with roommates would be more entertaining than all the reality shows on TV combined.
I know older folks in assisted living places, and they are allowed guests and some decoration within reason, but not the extremes Nicky demands. He also wouldn’t like that he wouldn’t be allowed to blast his shitty music at all hours.
And he’s probably not competent enough to figure out how to apply for housing assistance. I had help applying (hampton used to have GREAT resources for people with mental health issues including helping them find apartments, fill out the paperwork, etc). If it weren’t for HUD my rent would be $275 a month instead of $210
there are so many programs that could help him, if only he didn’t get in his own way so much. There are even people that could help him fill out the paperwork, if he’d let them. But he’s too stubborn. He’s going to end up in a homeless shelter. If he’s lucky. Otherwise, he’s just going to get locked up.
I also had a lot of people on my side giving me a hand, but then I was also working hard to dig myself out of the crappy life I was living and make something of myself. I got out into the big world and moved on. Nicky never will. I think he’ll be dead for several days before people wonder why they don’t hear him yelling at his imaginary enemies, go into the basement to investigate, and find his body.
I don’t think he’ll be in the basement anymore. Sadly, I think he’ll be among the homeless, die unnoticed, and go unclaimed. He’ll just drop off the web one day, and never come back. We might remember him jokingly over drinks someday, ‘Hey, remember that guy Nicky? Whatever happened to him?’ But unfortunately, I think that’s the only legacy he’ll leave. A joke.
If I could stand the taste of PBR I’d raise one in his memory when he’s dead as a joke! Or maybe a glass of chocolate milk 😀
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I’d go with the chocolate milk. ;^)
Since he’s supposed to be this hot to trot, born again Christian, one would think he’d throw a Happy Easter amid his self-promotion. But I guess we should be happy he isn’t proclaiming himself as God.
Yet.
I’m pretty sure that’s coming…
He already believes he has a direct line and that God is his homeboy.