Peaches can’t leave well enough alone. After seeing this morning’s thread go poof, he had to post another. It’s ostensibly about deadline extensions, but he can’t resist linking to AngryInIllinois’ DA, and taking a pot shot. Plus, he’s playing the charity angle.
Since DYERS EVE will be published with AuthorsDen.com all the proceeds will go to the charity that the owners of the site set up for younger authors in getting their start.
We all know by now what happens to any money he claims he’ll give to charity. They get nothing, and he will later claim he has no knowledge of the sales figures.
I will publish as young as 16 since this is a charity anthology.
Why that’s mighty generous of you, Nicky. Are you aware that anyone under 18 cannot legally sign a contract without parental/guardian permission? That means they have to co-sign the contract.
Artists — send me your porfolios and I will see what I like out of your artwork then I will enlist you to draw the covers.
Translation: send me your portfolio so I can steal whatever I like, for later use, and if it makes you feel better, I’ll ask you do a special one for me, without pay, of course. Don’t bother sending me one or two things; I want your entire portfolio — and don’t watermark any of it, be-yotches.
*UPDATE*
All replies to this were wiped out by ol’ Matty. See the full screengrab with 17 replies after the cut.
Beverage warning I suppose, the reactions are just about what I’d expect in all honesty.
http://vampirefreaks.com/forum/comment.php?entry=547933
LOL they tell him that nobody cares, nobody gives a damn….he doesn’t get it.
I like the Olivia Munn stuff.
But there’s no gay stuff? Where’s the gayness? 🙁
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I am lost without the gayness. 🙁
It does need more man on man action, but Nicky explaining what 4chan is in his new post is rather amusing.
” Okay, I guess some of you are asking — what the fuck is a 4chan, well I am going to give the link who they are according to WikiPedia. They’re an imageboard infamous for posting child porn and pirated warz, one of the most juvenile acting message boards out there. I actually wrote about a similar board on a science fiction story called Cyber:Terror:Machine where a virus known as “ArchaneArchiver” was going around in the near frozen future Chicago, Illinois.
/4chan/ is one of those boards that steal the most bandwidth out there. They actually spawned cyber-terrorists and they would fuck up websites as pranks. They famously fucked up Google.com and Yahoo.com. I’ve seen a few of the trolls I deal with actually are active with that shit website. 4chans are commonly known as /b/ (something that is leet speak or something of that nature.) They had posted threats of doing dirty bombs in different cities then posted up fake pictures of pipe bombs and such.
/4chan/s are a recent thing I came across in the 13 years — I’ve seen similar pop up in chatrooms when I first came online. They would post private information or try to find your phone number then play the game, “post the number one number at a time.””
I know. It’s priceless.
NIcky just keeps making it worse.
Oh this just gets better and better.
“the best part about of all this is how you think you’re a writer. “
That thread has gotten seriously funny in the last hour or so. Nicky left another love note on my profile there, too. I told him to stop trolling my profile or I’d report him to the admins. Hah. See how he likes it when the shoe is on the other foot.
Aaaaand . . . it’s spilled over to a second page.
HE’S SUCH A HYPOCRITE
After getting accounts banned for posting vids of his books burning
http://vampirefreaks.com/forum/comment.php?pg=4&entry=547933
“I can show you the video that this faceless bastard did but just to warn you it might be a little hard to take.”
You. Have. To. Be. Shitting. Me.
Grade-A Nicky-isms, all in one response
“You might as well be the asshole that was holding the match. That issue was dedicated to a very good friend of mine who died around the same time that issue came out. The layout was done in his memory. Pigeons — I guess you get your jollies off picking on a mentally ill man you tool. This wasn’t the only thing the tool burned. If you want to bond with the son of a bitch he’s on yahoo.com. I actually do my submission calls on YouTube.com when I was on broadband.
I guess you get off on watching people’s books catch fire and this asshole is trying to say he’s the new “editor-in-chief.” Does an editor-in-chief hide behind a fake name for submissions? No. So this person isn’t anything to my imprint. “
Oh sweet savory bitter fishsticks, he’s really not getting it.
Here’s what we got so far:
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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
This is getting seriously funny watching Peaches hop back and forth between SL and VF to respond to people. I’m afraid his head is going to spin right off his shoulders.
So… No one recieved a contract, eh?
He must have Melyssa Sprott handle those, and she’s too busy getting that truckload of cash to the Red Cross that Quakes and Storms raised.
Seriously, he was asked again, and again he avoided answering that! He’s hiding something, but it’s probably just that it didn’t sell any copies (and no, it’s not my fault)
That would be a darn shame.
Matt’s a fucking tool. He knows it. Shitty claim to fame.
“Contracts available upon request.”
Anyone want to take him up on that?
I just might be the brave one and do it! I’ll set up a different email address so I won’t have to read his crap in my regular email.
Working on that now.
He finally faces Angry on SL, and it’s very short and reserved.
“Yeah that’s the liar talking and if you have any questions for me, the real owner of Lake Fossil Press the e-mail address is lakefossilpress@gmail.com. AngryInIllinois don’t come here to start a fight — that’s against the rules on the board. I an show you some of his damage he’s done to Lake Fossil Press over the years with his videos setting Quakes and Storms on fire and then with Issue 6 of the magazine. I am not giving the keys of Lake Fossil Press over anytime soon, pal. He’s not the editor in chief of the company, never was or ever will be the chief of Lake Fossil Press. I know what comes in as far as submissions and I know what goes out too.”
The downside of Angry is that now Nicky is trying really hard to also act professional and reserved on there, so gone are the day of “YOU BITCH I HAET U!” 🙁
“AngryInIllinois don’t come here to start a fight — that’s against the rules on the board.”
Mmm, tasty irony, keeping my snarking muscles big and strong!
(I totally stole that line from Therizinosaurus on TwilighSucks because it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the net.)
” Beero — you are not the owner of The Ethereal Gazette, you’re just a joker with a domain that publishes stories written by my “grandmother” and violated copyrights in the process along with some sick doctored pictures. One of the magazines that published me got e-mails from someone named “Simon Miller” which I am guessing he’s connected to this circle trying to do the hostile takeover of Lake Fossil Press well in August I will have a doman for it and using my web host to run the domain. This thread is the first time I had the most hidden comments on there and the ones connected to this are from another forum where their owner got his ass beat by a German film maker. Matt you have a goon invasion of the site.
I am not the one starting the fight on this thread but I gave you the names of the people who are attempting to start something. Some publishers will publish young authors. I published as young as 14 on Tabloid Purposes One but I didn’t know their true age until long after the book was out. I had a generation of writers on the first Tabloid Purposes — some of them were old enough to be grandparents and the others are in their late 30s now and others were in my age bracket.”
Aw shucks, Peaches wuvs me.
Fuck off — why should I send you a contract when you and AngryInIllinois fuck with Lake Fossil Press. I should report you to the admins on WritingForums.com because I know why you’re there. Go back to SomethingAwful.com where you can be an asshole somewhere else.
WOW! I just got a warning from Matt. I didn’t do anything but simply ask for a contract, you know that Nicky himself offered in the thread.
Shocklines: If you post any more messages that are insulting or baiting other people into arguments or accusations, I’ll have to ban you.
My response to Matt:
Excuse me? I didn’t post any insulting messages, nor was I “baiting” anyone. Nick had offered the contract and I simply wanted to review it to make sure that he was covered. I draft, review and edit contracts in my work and I simply just wanted to make sure that the contract was valid. That is all. I thought this was going to be a friendly place for discussion but it turns out that I’ll be banned for simply taking someone up on their offer. Wow.
Matt’s response:
Shocklines: Fair enough. I apologize if I read your post the wrong way. But we don’t allow discussions of legal matters on this board, as people on both ends regularly threaten with suing the message board. To discuss the contract, you can contact the publisher via the email address given in the first post. Many publications post submission calls on here , but we can never allow legal discussions or accusations to be on this board. Thank you.
M
I got the same message. Figuring it was pointless to argue, I just halfheartedly apologized.
Well, I think I’m done with Shocklines already. Matt’s too ban happy for me. I’ll let someone else try to get the contract. Sorry guys!
I’d hazard a guess that there is no contract at all. Anyone who contacts him asking for one will get his rage spittle…
This was left two days ago on Angry’s video of EG getting burned and hosed off
“You are a piece of shit. I am going to hunt you down like an animal. You are not the “proofer” behind Lake Fossil Press, you’re nothing but a motherfucking NAZI.
Looks like a serious threat to me!
Well, our good friend Nickerdoodles is at it again.
http://vampirefreaks.com/mistressinblack
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Don’t flame something you don’t know the full story behind. Unless you’re one of those faceless shallow bitches on here. The person that did that so called hostile takeover used to be on this site and was thrown off for having more than one account. The only reason he wants to do the hostile takeover is because I am more faith based and Conservative tinged than most publishers. My house rules makes me either the editor they respect or the one they love to hate. The asshole actually set some of my titles on fire via youtube.com. You’re relatively new here and if you weren’t a paid, I might have powerbombed you the instant you said “fuck lake fossil press.” I took a three year hit because of some faceless cunt trying to stir up shit on WritingForums.com and some of them are popping up on here after five years of not getting those assholes. Let me put this in your thoughts, what if that was your micropress they were fucking with?
All because mistressinblack said he should go cry on his myspace about how everyone is mean to him.
Oh god. He’s leaving turds on people’s profiles at VF for commenting on the thread he started bitching about 4chan.
She isn’t the only one; at least one other person said Nicky did the same thing to her. Again, it’s always the women who are treated to his own special brand of . . . affection.
That thread’s up to page 3.
The one he left on Pigeons’s profile was a grand example of Nicky at work.
“Were you always a cocksucker or did you have to work at it? Saying that I should go over to myspace.com and cry about this — go clone youself so you can go fuck yourself pal. Don’t shit on someone’s livelyhood, unless you sit behind a nine to five flipping burgers at a McDonald’s. Well I would rather run a micropress than do that shit, FAGGOT.”
You remember what happened last time he went on a tear, leaving angry messages on everyone’s VF profiles?
He’s pretty much going to all his favorite places, making an ass of himself and about to get banned everywhere, simply because of AngryInIllinois.
I *heart* AngryinIllinois right now.
Now he’s challenging people to start their own publishing company, as if they give a rat’s ass about publishing. He’s declared war on half of VF because of Angry. I’m with Jenny — I <3 Angry.
At least the folks working hard flipping burgers have a job and aren’t living in their granny’s basement living off government funds :p
You’ve got to love how Nicky just assumes that everyone that he’s fighting with online is either:
1. An untalented writer jealous of his “success”.
2. A “basement dweller” who is either unemployed or underemployed, hence the remarks about flipping burgers.
It must be nice to live in that fantasy world he’s so lost in.
Of course, Nicky also once flamed a person by saying that the other poster only reads coloring books, so I’ve come to expect these lame kind of putdowns that he thinks are so devastating to any of his enemies.
There are many funny moments in that thread. I did think the Butthurt Form was the funniest, but then I read this:
“Is it me or all of you don’t have this “I don’t give a damn” vibe.”
Ignoring the bad english, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.
That’s been happening a lot lately to you, Nickypoo, hasn’t it? I can’t think why . . .
OMG…1 1/2 pages for him to figure out they don’t give a damn when they were telling him that on page one…and since someone doesn’t have a profile pic they obviously work in fast food? He really is a moron.
Speaking of which, I loved the part where he claims he’s invested $1000 of his own money in Lake Fossil Press. He even admits he’s on disability.
What that really means is that he’s wasted a grand of our tax dollars buying his own damn books! He has no problem admitting it to a forum full of people who he doesn’t realize already have his number.
Angry claimed he took a loan out on his company that fell through, Rusty, so that $1000 makes sense now.
This is long but it’s his latest rant on VF.
“MistressInBlack since you like to hide behind not having a picture and Pigeons, let me ask this question. Since you pick on people with a lot of ambition, do you go around asking people,”My I Take Your Order?” or “Do you want fries with that?” I guess both of you are shallow bastards who go around picking on everyone and anyone like assholes. I guess that makes the both of you shit for brains, and the fact one of you is a 30something you result to high school politics and flame people without really understanding where they come from. Why don’t you fucks start your own imprint and get a line up for a publication, it’s always hard when you do the first one but the others come along and the line ups come to you.
You assholes don’t think before you speak and the first thing to come out of your mouth is shit. You two might as well been the two holding the match to my publication as did “AngryInIllinois.” Yes he used to be on here but he got tossed off for having more than one handle, and another panicked getting a paid account before he got 10 powerbombs. I dealt with both your kinds for a good number of years, and perhaps you find yourself something better to do such as go find a job at a fast food eatery. Being a thirty something acting like a fucking teenager flaming on something you don’t understand.
If you respond in the light you support the burning of books, then there is a cold frozen hell waiting for you. I am not kicking you around when I say this comment but I have a way of saying things that cut to the heart; and they will find themselves feeling like assholes or offended to the point where they will report me for “harassment.” When you have people posting libelious sites about you and bullshit “domains” of your companies you might be walking around in a world you want to set on fire. When someone burns your titles and puts the videos in a public venue, you can’t help but be pissed. Especially since one of the authors is no longer around to speak up for her work. If you assholes go around the world saying “You don’t care” with your hearts of shit attitude — it makes you wonder what you both are like in real life. I say exactly what I say offline what I say online when I tell someone off.
I get e-mails from assholes saying that “those book burning videos rocked.” I respond to them asking if they were some kind of Nazi type. I’ve seen a Jewish editor/publisher act worst than Hitler when it comes to other publishers. I chew people like you up and spit you out if I am in a bad mood. Before some of you start calling me Anti-Seminic here, that was just one person being a douchebag and hiding behind religion to do so. For both of you to say “I don’t fucking care” you might as well be the two who were holding the match to a release. I’ve but a lot of my heart and soul into the anthologies then finding the line ups were not an easy feat for a large book (yes original versions were 600 pages. I will often contribute some of my own titles to the anthologies.)
If you want to piss on the fact I’m a writer and one that’s been published. Fine, have at it asshole. Just don’t do it where I am in an ear shot of you. MistressInBlack — I am not doing the “woe is me” I am more pissed than anything. So before you call someone older than you an emo, quit hiding behind the mask of anonymity you fucking CUNT. “
‘Splain. This interests me. Nicky applied for a loan, using LFP as collateral, and the bank found out the company wasn’t worth the paper the loan application was written on, and was denied? Or what? Inquiring minds want to know.
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And with that, we reach the end of page one of the current epic Princess Nikki thread on SL.
Onto page two…
Hey ho, let’s go…
http://angryinillinois.deviantart.com/?offset=10#comments
LOL! I take it that all the “hidden by owner” comments were from our favorite stubby “mothfucker.”
I think I am in love with Angry in a platonic, sisterly way of course 🙂
Oh my bad Rusty you were asking about where it was mentioned that Nicky took out a loan and I thought that link would work. Stupid DA posting system. >:(
Nicky just embedded one of the book burning videos on page 4 at VF!
Yeah, then
“One title can’t be replaced. I guess you’re one of the people who celebrate these fucking videos, and you’ve said in an e-mail that you will be jacking off on the grave of Lake Fossil Press. Ladies and gentleman meet one of the haters of the imprint and a thief of one of my novel titles! I guess some of you can’t answer these posts without flaming someone, welcome to your ignorance. “
More “gems” from the mothfucker.
http://vampirefreaks.com/forum/comment.php?pg=5&entry=538613
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Posts: 539
METAL QUEENS! June 13, 2010, 09:19:pm
:ROPPING JAW:: Okay, guys let’s play a little nice here — she’s not exactly swimming in shark infested waters with a cut on her wrist. Though I find the M.O.D. reference funny, they could be writing about my ex-girlfriend (former wife to be.) Is it me or the metal forum here is the one where people stray off the topic the most?
I personally don’t have that many female fronted heavy metal CDs in my collection but we got a good one here called No Love Lost — she sounds exactly like if she was singing for either Megadeth or Accept.
Wow, Nicky is the one trying to ease tensions in a message board flamewar, instead of being the main protagonist.
That’s…just Bizarro world right there.
Aw, is Nicky crying? He kinda sounds like he’s crying.
OMG, so AFTER we’ve lighted up the fact that he’s soliciting minors (16) on SL he goes back and edits his post and admits that he’s been messing with 14 year olds previously also?
My mind… blown…
But seriously, isn’t this actually something for the authorities? He’s a mentally disturbed headcase going after minors online. Shouldn’t some government agency honestly be notified about him soon? He’s stroking 16 year olds on VF, while being a known basketcase. Isn’t this soon something that someone should be notified about? I’m not really in a position to act on it, being in Finland and all, but… sheeeeeesh….
Just posted this on the other thread, but since one is more active…Matt just wiped out all the responses to Nicky’s latest post on SL.
Did Matty just snip all 17 comments on the SL thread? The index shows zero comments? I think I have all of them in a screengrab, though.
Yep all but the original. Shame he didn’t lock it though, because people can still create alts and post in there.
http://angryinillinois.deviantart.com/journal/32838632/#comments
Mike’s post made me lol. I was picturing Nicky as a Highlander with that music starting “Heeear we arreee” except when the part where the lightening starts shooting out of everywhere Nicky drops his sword and starts running around in a panic. Maybe those kids were trying to behead him with that ballpoint pen during combat or something.
Yup and I just got a warning from Matt for asking about for a copy of the contract!
Shocklines: If you post any more messages that are insulting or baiting other people into arguments or accusations, I’ll have to ban you.
My response to Matt:
Excuse me? I didn’t post any insulting messages, nor was I “baiting” anyone. Nick had offered the contract and I simply wanted to review it to make sure that he was covered. I draft, review and edit contracts in my work and I simply just wanted to make sure that the contract was valid. That is all. I thought this was going to be a friendly place for discussion but it turns out that I’ll be banned for simply taking someone up on their offer. Wow.
Here we are… Born to be kings, we’re the princes of the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY
Damn it Lewis now I got the whole Nicky Highlander think stuck there now! Only he’s not having epic battles, he’s running away from his foes yelling “BAAARRRRBB!” or screaming for mods to ban the other swordsman.
And immortality for him is hell because unlike the other Scots before him that have had many loves over the centuries, he’s had generations of jacking off (my power is in my own hand)
I am retarded, My mom had me when she was 15 – yeah – yeah
I have no line-ups, no one can read my drivel!
Taken was my imprint from Angryyyyyy
Damn it Lewis. And Mike.
Al, do I really need to parody “Princes of the Universe”?
I mean “Peaches of the Universe” is a tempting tune to write, but still…
http://autoaim.org/matt_minor_abuser_enabler.png
Pending my ban and LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR
Good job sir. The thread is locked, which means it’ll fall into obscurity.
Oh my: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1099199/pg1
Apparently I’m i.p. banned despite never having set browser there before, any chance of a recap or screenshot?
User: Nickolaus Pacione
Topic: DYERS EVE and THE ETHEREAL GAZETTE
My unit has been extended. DYERS EVE is when filled and Ethereal Gazette: Issue 11 will be until Mid-August. I am still trying to find the male model for the cover and for my entry into his butt (to go with the fictional characters magazine.) Those of you who think I changed sexes, that is a lie by some faceless /4chan/ troll who is trying to use the company to mock me. I have always been a woman trapped in a man’s body. All the contributors are still writing their homoerotic stories for the magazine, and I am giving them more time to do that because I like that stuff. I think with the extended deadline it will be worth the wait. I am trying to span out the releases of Issue 10 and 11 because I made the mistake of doing two issues back to back becuase the other issue suffered from not promoting it (my own fault there, since I am incapabale of getting a job because I like to pick my nose.)
Since DYERS EVE will be published with ILoveHairMetal.com all the proceeds will go to the charity that the owners of the site set up for out of work glam rockers.
I ask contributors to follow Lake Fossil Press’ house rules when they submit, and that means heavy on the gay sex. AND I LOVE YOU AUTOAIM!
My unit has been extended. DYERS EVE is when filled and Ethereal Gazette: Issue 11 will be until Mid-August. I am still trying to find the male model for the cover and for my entry into his butt (to go with the fictional characters magazine.) Those of you who think I changed sexes, that is a lie by some faceless /4chan/ troll who is trying to use the company to mock me. I have always been a woman trapped in a man’s body. All the contributors are still writing their homoerotic stories for the magazine, and I am giving them more time to do that because I like that stuff. I think with the extended deadline it will be worth the wait. I am trying to span out the releases of Issue 10 and 11 because I made the mistake of doing two issues back to back becuase the other issue suffered from not promoting it (my own fault there, since I am incapabale of getting a job because I like to pick my nose.)
Since DYERS EVE will be published with ILoveHairMetal.com all the proceeds will go to the charity that the owners of the site set up for out of work glam rockers.
I ask contributors to follow Lake Fossil Press’ house rules when they submit, and that means heavy on the gay sex.
Followed up by:
AND I LOVE YOU AUTOAIM!
And now “Nickolaus Pacione” is talking about how he wants to get Metallica to play in Joliet. The impostor has him down good.
I take it that you’re referring to this:
Tyro troll is unintentionally hilarious. Last time I checked, Joliet wasn’t in central Tennessee. The 615 area code covers a dozen counties in and around Nashville. Joliet’s in 815.
We can only hope Nicky becomes aware of this new impostor and shows up to set the record straight.
A lot of his other threads were beleeted as well.
Although it looks as if someone has a large ego:
“If I want to review a book I would buy the flesh and bloods of a book. PDFS get pirated, and I will not take the risk and my company took too many blows from people pirating titles. My titles been the most pirated books in the small press. They get pirated as much as Twilight and Harry Potter.”
And there he goes again.
http://vampirefreaks.com/MikeBrendan
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[Reply] Jun 14, 2010, 02:14am
Hey asshole, you saying I am not a writer — isn’t that libel? I guess you never looked up the magazines I did get published in, unless you were harassing them to get me dropped from the roster.
Oh noes, he powerbombed me.
In the item M cites, he even went out of his way to italicize “isn’t that libel?” as if that’s going to scare me or something.
I made my response:
“You’re not a professional writer by any stretch of the definition of either of those two words.
One cannot read one of your stories without spotting a painfully obvious error in spelling, grammar or context. Your protagonists are Mary-Sues by definition, and your inability to characterize or describe pretty much knock you out of the definition of “writer.”
As for “professional,” what you have out there is self published for the most part. The rest is to 4tehluv or sub-pro markets, so since you haven’t been paid a professional rate, one can’t call you a professional writer. Also, professional writers pay close attention to grammar, spelling, characterization, setting and other items, which you don’t seem to do. Furthermore, you make so little money off your writing (versus the expenses of your self-publication), that the IRS would categorize it as a hobby. Lastly, your behavior is far from what any right-minded people consider professional, based on your forum posts, blog entries, false Pay Pal invoices, et al.
So I think you’ve presented enough evidence on your own behalf to prove you’re not a professional writer.”
Nicky dropped one of those powerbombs on Mike. He also blocked me from seeing his profile or his page.
Does Nicky have a paid acct?
Yes. Only paid members get to use powerbombs.
The place is too heavily directed toward music to keep bothering with. So I have no interest in getting a paid acct there.
There was another vamp site I followed NIcky to three years ago, but I can’t remember the name of it. It had more emphasis on writing. But the people there all thought they were real vamps.
I also think a lot of folks there are pretty young – teens and twenties – and can be pretty juvenile. I mean the responses to Nicky’s whining were lul-zy, but they were also pretty immature.
@cuss, somehow, he managed to block before I even had an account. Which is just a bit freaky.
Well, the entire concept of “powerbombing” — essentially an electronic spitball — is juvenile. Getting folks to pay for the privilege of being allotted five spitballs per month, however, is genius.
I cannot believe that folks actually think sitting behind a computer and “powerbombing” is “power”. I can see it as a joke. I remember back in the odark days, you could earn 1-3 days account suspension for posting lolcats. But then everyone laughed at you and it was over. This is just kind of sad.
Most folks don’t equate the two, but Nicky, as we all know, isn’t even remotely like most folks.
It is all juvenile viciousness.
If Nicky had not come to play in our sandbox, we would not be going out of our way to beat him over the head with our buckets and shovels.
If Nicky hadn’t announced his presence by taking a whiz in my sandbox six-plus years ago, I would never have heard of him.
Same here, Rusty. I payed very little attention to any of this UNTIL the nitwits started attacking Cuss directly again, after I’d taken on Flashing Swords. My only concern with the nitwits is the stress they put on Cuss.
I did find it amusing that Larry showed up in the slush pile for my other publishing venture Marginal Boundaries and yet I handled that professionally. Nicky can bleat about Flashing Swords all he wants as even a simple google will show it has sweet fuck all to do with him. As far as I’m concerned it’s free publicity.
WF LOL-update: I sent this little message to Nicky last night:
“You’d better leave me alone on Writingforums.com – assuming that you can even figure out what user name I signed up under. You’d also better steer clear of cussedness, Julianne, baudpeth, Neve, and everyone else who’s ever mentioned your name over there in the past.”
This morning Nicky showed up at WF while I was also on-line (as a guest), and as I was clicking around looking at profiles and threads, Nicky went from being online to being banned for a month. I’ll have to see if I can find what he posted that got the mods pissed.
And the funniest part is that I don’t actually have an account there. I just told him that to see what he’d do.
Maybe he accused one of the mods of being you, or someone from TS or that train wreck of a thread at VF, and unleashed a keyboard full of abuse on the poor person. Although it’s a guess on my part, such behavior is consistent with his m.o.
I just checked, and verified the one month ban. What is this — three bans from the same forum within a week or so? Awesome.
@Jenny: He has had a look at my WF page but didn’t leave anything behind. I’m not sure if he followed the DA link in the FSM thread as I’ve not had anything there either.
“Status: FUCK — one month ban from WritingForums.com for that blog entry. Son of a bitch! ”
that’s from his VF profile.
Yeah, I checked the profiles of the four people I told him to leave alone and he hasn’t posted anything – publicly, at least – on those four. Maybe he *did* harass a mod…
I failed in my duty to serve the lulz >.<
There was a Dyers Eve Re-hash up on his blog at WF this morning which has since been removed. It was nearly word for word what baupdeth posted earlier and may have had summat to do with it as well?
Damn, I missed that.
He hasn’t told me to drink bleach or called me a father-fucker yet, and he does have my email address. Wonder whats taking him so long.
I missed it, too. What a shame.
Here is the DYER’S EVE remix: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1099199/pg1
he has not attempted to contact me privately. YET
After five pages, the thread at VF finally got locked.
that had a lot of luls but the last chick to post had the funniest that summed it and him up the best
“Whatttt the fuckkkkk ”
lol
wow. That one was not as epic as the one at TS, but fairly epic.
100!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*smug for no reason*
Aw man so much fun stuff going on. I’m going to miss it all next week! I’m going on vacation Saturday, and I won’t be touching a computer while I’m hanging out boating, eating, drinking margaritas and pina coladas, swimming, tubing, and putting a dent in my pile of to be read books.
Nice! Have fun and drink a margarita for me! 🙂
The king of wimps decided to put me on his block list after I refuted his claims of being a professional writer. I guess noting that
1) He hasn’t been published in Withersin or Tales of the Talisman since…
2) Neither of those markets are pro-paying markets…
3) My voter Registration card says “Republican” on it and there’s nothing he can do about it…
4) I told him that Christi Iesu would be disappointed in Nicky and to tend to the plank in jis eye before talking about the mote in mine…
5) My response to his “dragging my career through shit” was “You have no power over me…”
… was just too much for his tiny widdle mind to bear. His rebuttal:
“Enjoy my block list fucker and fuck your publishing credits if you buy into the fake editor in chief that burns titles. Go find something better to do such as play with your army toys.”
As if he means that last bit to be some sort of insult. Of course I plan on playing with them — what’s the point of building and painting an army if I don’t send them into battle?
Warhammer miniatures?
A rather nice looking Tao army, though I haven’t played in years myself.
I haven’t played in ten years now, but I still love my miniatures.
Indeed Cuss. Fourth Warhammer 40K army I own too… I can’t wait to see the Tau blow stuff up.
My next toy solider project is for the Hundred Years War — an English army under St. George’s banner.
My voter registration card also says “Republican,” and has since Peaches was in diapers. It’s the closest major party to Libertarian.
I love games that involve miniatures. If I manage to get moved in the next year or so, I want space enough to set up tables for it.
I used to have a set (lost in the many moves) for recreating the Napoleonic Wars.
He sent me an email today threatening various things among them he wrote
–WritingForums.com doesn’t support your hostile takeover.
I will see to it that your name is destroyed you faceless coward. I did a blog post saying you’re not in charge.–
When I went to view it, it was gone. He’s not accepting the changeover well.
was the blog post on WF?
He mentions on his VF that he was banned on there for posting a blog entry, so did you get a chance to see it and save it?
http://tormentedminds.hyperboards.com/index.php?action=my_control_panel&opt=view_profile&member_id=9
I don’t think this is really him.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
“When I had Sleep dubbed for me on tape, that was back when everyone still had a tape deck in their car (1995-1996) and portable CD players were still a mint. When I was a teenager and in college, everyone made tapes of their CD collection because back then it was still a mint to buy a CD. I had many of my heavy metal albums on tape back then. I bought Psalm 9 by Trouble on tape while I had Plastic Green Head on CD. ”
So full of it the only thing I can do is laugh.
My ’88 car had an in-dash CD player as standard equipment. What was optional was a 6 CD changer.
Yes, that’s apparently his response to being accused – rightfully – of pirating CDs. The only problem with his rationalization is that he didn’t say originally that it was to listen to in his non-existent vehicle; it was given to him by a friend.
Nicky has never owned a car or had a license to drive. The only license he has ever owned is a license to phail.
I didn’t have a tape deck in my car when I was foolishly involved with him. I miss that car it was a Chevy Corsica and the most reliable car I’d ever driven.
My current car has a tape player, but not a CD player.
I had a Corsica. Not a bad little car. Got totalled by an idiot talking on a cell phone.
My current vehicle, an ’02, has both tape deck and 6-CD changer. I listen to tapes of old time radio or audio books on long drives. Not sure what I’ll do when I get a new car next year, since it’s getting almost impossible to find new cars with tape decks any more.
Well I didn’t get the blowout I was expecting since Nicky decided to add his vote and comment, but thank you to all those who voted here! I really appriciate the support and who the support is coming from!
Who do you think is the Editor and Chief of Lake Fossil Press?
Selection Votes
AngryInIllinois 95% 19
Nickolaus Pacione 5% 1
I was hoping Nicky would simply see it and finally accept the way things are, but I see from his comments he’s still stuck in Delusional Land. 😛
I think Nicky has finally gone quiet again
You know, it would be funny if AngryinIllinois joined VF and was very, very nice and courteous, but made it known to Nicky that he was there. Who knows, it could lead to another ban for Nicky. Not that I would ever suggesting doing such a thing!
He updated his about me info in deviantart and finally got smart enough to hide his activity so we can’t see who he’s stalking there.
This paragraph from the “about me” pisses me off a bit.
” My imprint is well known locally and internationally now because I published the British Fantasy Award winner Paul W. Finch in the second Tabloid Purposes along with the last stories written by Barbara Malenky (when she passed away, so did my chances at stealing a Bram Stoker Award for longer story and anthology catagories. One of my anthologies was recommended for the Bram Stoker Award and I got a Years Best Fantasy And Horror canidate and he was on an anthology with some of the allumni and they know who they are.”
Stealing an award is the only way he’d get one.
Can anyone confirm that the Paul W. Finch Nicky’s talking about is the same as http://www.blakefriedmann.co.uk/filmClients/_221/ who’s won two British Fantasy Awards? Looking at the dates I find it kind of hard to believe that someone with his credits would have submitted a story to Nicky of all people.
That shows how much of a disgusting blight on humanity he is. Look how he not only uses her name, but shows his only remorse was that because of it he thinks he won’t get something, then goes on to shill himself.
He really has no empathy for anyone, only pity he can feel is for himself. I loathe people like that.
His VF status now reads:
He can’t seem to get it through that cotton wool he’s got stuffed between his ears that places like DA and VF, where he “hangs out” pissing off folks, aren’t exactly gathering spots for publishing industry pros.
He’s going to find the Schwab’s Soda Fountain of the Internet one of these days!
Personally I think that’s exactly why he likes them, he can play at being the professional and luring inexperienced writers into his web of failure precisely because he knows there are no publishing industry pros there to expose him.
Great, I end up in sickbed for a little while, and my favorite chewtoy tries to cause havoc.
With my luck, he’ll be gone now that I’m up.
Niiiiicky! Come out and plaaaaay!
Ant! Good to see you again, and I’m glad you’re feeling better. Hopefully, the chew toy is merely taking a nap. After all, it’s daylight in all U.S. time zones by now.
welcome back, Ant.
Welcome back brother!!!
Great to see you back Ant.
And needless to say – welcome back, And of huge proportions! ;D
And needless to say – welcome back, Ant of huge proportions!
P.S. Wow, I just HAD to make a typo in a one line reply, didn’t I? ;D
IS DAT SUM ANT I SEE?!
Welcome back sir! Missed ya!
Ready to move out of this forsaken state yet? I am.
Autoaim, if you can, check your sa inbox for a early Christmas present
Yay the gigantic mutant ant is back!
Welcome back!
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaaaack!
I wonder if Ant had those little pony bottles on his fingers when he asked Nicky to come out and play…
THE ANT IS BACK, AND NICKY’S GONNA PAY.
lolololololol
Check this out!
http://vampirefreaks.com/forum/comment.php?entry=547907
Is Xerox-Clone really this stupid (underground writer from Chicago) or is it possibly a sockpuppet?
1. Exactly how long has Nickypoo been experiencing these problems at VF? A few weeks, or a few years?
2. This bit about people posing as Nicky to get Nicky to send them his work defies all logic. Even Nicky is bright enough to know another account isn’t his. At least, I think that’s the case, despite the fact that he’s been known to declare as much, as if it were an “Aha!” moment of great revelation to him.
3. Obviously this stooge is willfully ignorant of all the bogus accuations Nicky’s been flinging about like breadcrumbs. I don’t expect the person to bother looking elsewhere, but he’s been doing it all over VF, so there’s plenty of it to find right there.
AHAHAH I wonder what Nikki would do if he found his supporter xerox-clone was gay?
http://vampirefreaks.com/Xerox-Clone
It’s possible. He once had a “fan” on xanga who would post updates about him (wrote just like “lloyd”) and at one point he had “twin dummy” on the profile, but I don’t know if he did that or the admins.
I believe I recognize Xerox-Clone now. Not Nicky, but I don’t know if it’s someone who was “published” by him, a friend irl or both, but regardless since Xerox is gay it’s really bizarre to befriend and defend him.
It’s like an Israeli saying “My friend Yaser Arafat is being picked on mods, plz halp him!”
I thought Twin Dummy was one of his (former) four accounts on LJ.
*edit*
Yeah, I just checked my old feed list. Twin dummy was his “heaven-in-black” account at LJ.
Ah thank you Rusty I stand corrected. That must have been Lloyd’s old account, or his girlwifefriend’s.
Well some admin was tired of dealing with his whining, his profile is blocked from view unless if you are a friend.
Also I guess he is starting to believe his own stories now:
There was a very cool record store in Addison, Illinois, and it had a huge heavy metal selection…
… I met the guys in a cemetery where I used to work in Elmhurst.) They did epic thrash metal with melodic signing vocals. Heavy Metal in Chicago is very commonplace especially Earthen Grave playing on WGN here.
As a note, their violin player Rachel Barton was injured in a train accident a couple of years ago, in which she lost both of her legs.
At VF? I was able to load his profile page seconds ago. Or do you mean over at DA?
Yeah I’m looking at his profile as we speak. Only thing is I can never see his journal entries which I think you have to have him add you as a friend to see. Too bad, because
“Latest Journal Entry: Fuck — someone is leaking an unfinished novella. June 15, 2010, 02:08pm”
Is he talking about JESUS FREAK? I thought that was leaked a few days ago?
Rusty,
I just tried again at VF and still blocked, at least with that one account. }:)
Nicky probably blocked your account, Baupdeth. He’s been on a blocking spree lately. He even had a thread started in the VF Lounge (I think), in which he claimed he blocked 25 people, but wanted to unblock one of them that he accidentally blocked, and couldn’t figure out how to do it.
I think you should be able to see them if they’re not blocked Al, as I can’t see anything in the profile settings that would affect it. Try http://vampirefreaks.com/journal/lakefossil and see if that works.
For some reason I can’t.
What’s his latest one say Lewis?
Not got a clue as he blocked me ages ago, I just extrapolated a url from a few other journals. There must be a way to actually hide your journals from people who aren’t on your friends list then, so unless we get a stoolie they’ll stay hidden from us for now.
I have to wonder if it is that Sarah person who is one of his authors. The one who is fat, a former wrestler and not all that bright.
Ohhhh THAT Sarah? I looked up that name on ETT because “wrestler” and “fat” sounded familiar
http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/12/just-note-that-i-support-this-man-no.html
All of what Janrae said, only “MASSIVE ATTENTION WHORE” should have been first. Watching that video clip says all you need to know…
Yeah, Sarah and Nikki are bosom buddies on facebook.
I’ll just leave this for your enjoyment, and put your drinks down.
Nickolaus Pacione -> Sarah Whitaker: How’s the training for MMA. I have a background in Judo and Amateur Wrestling, I picked up boxing while I was in Navy Basic Training. I was trying to get connections about going into the wrestling ring with the background. Some of the moves I learned while in Judo might work out for me in the ring.
Sarah Whitaker
The only thing Judo will prep you for is the bumping. You still take it harder in Pro Wrestling, but you learn how to fall much more easily in one if you learn from the other. All I have to say is that if you go WWE style, find someone who knows WTHeck they are doing.
Well, Sarah is way off base as far as her martial arts background goes. Judo is throwing, pinning, ground fighting, joint manipulation and choking techniques. If you’re training for MMA, you need that (or Ju-Jitsu) to supplement your striking abilities.
Studio wrestling (i.e. “WWE style”) is not a fighting technique as far as I’m concerned. And before any Nitwit (yes Sarah, that includes you) trots out Brock Lesnar as an example, let me just say that reality proves you wrong. Lesnar was a top notch wrestler in college and in that arena it’s all about position, isolation and technique. Lesnar changed his training regimen before going into the UFC, and even then he lost his first match with Frank Mir to an ankle lock (he later proved himself in a rematch against Mir at UFC 100). That’s right, no choke slams, no piledrivers, just a standing ankle lock.
Is Sarah the one that said “You made me a published author. Who do you want me to kill”? or something like that on his facebook? Her little clip from American Idol (which is online for people to laugh at, not admire) tells me everything I need to know about her.
The only way she’d bring death upon me is if she tried having her way with me…I’d kill myself first!
Al~
Yep that was her, May 26th anti-Melany rant.
Yeah I think it’s safest to say that she’s as weak as a baby fart…
You know what I just realized?
He’s 34 and lives in his Grandmother’s basement.
He gets SSI, yet is incapable of caring for himself.
Did he shit in a temple of Zues in a previous life?
Apparently, not only do we dislike him, but God himself hates him.
If he got reincarnated, the only suitable punishment for his life would be to become himself again.
Let’s face it, you can’t get much lower.
True. A banana slug would be a step up. So would a tapeworm.
ALERT ALERT NEW SHOCKLINES RANT
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/15384?page=-1
Christ…. something of mine leaked.
Yeah I got some joker leaking a previously unreleashed novella that isn’t even done yet saying he is posting “spoilers” to the novella. This same joker is trying to say the pirated copies are “review” copies. Then he’s threatening and bullying me via e-mail for my silence, well I am not going to be silent about this and if you’ve been working on a novella that’s really special to you I think you might end up saying something too. He leaked GAME OVER and trynig to distribute “I.O.W.A.” without my permission. This joker is threatening saying if I say anything on any forum, he will be pirating out Tabloid Purposes II and recently one of my roster guys sent me a copy of this as an e-book so when I feel when the time is right I will re-edit the book then call it Tabloid Purposes 2: Version 2.0. Then I get this one e-mail from someone looking to submit to Lake Fossil Press saying, “Could you put a good word in me to AngryInIllinois because I know you ‘used’ to be affiliated with Lake Fossil Press.” Funny there was no changing of hands or changing of the guard. Last thing I remember I still run the place and then say what goes with the imprint, so I am not going to let some faceless troll dictate what gets distributed as a “review” copy. I really doubt he’s got the novella When Angels Wept Blood because I Sent that to two publishers for consideration. This is up there with a few authors in the industry trying to buy my silence years ago because if I didn’t stay silent they were going to distribute the original Tabloid Purposes to different message boards. One was saying they were able to obtain pdfs from Lulu.com when the only people to have those are the people who own the lulu.com storefront and the account that goes with it. The fact what gets me a little angry about the unauthorized distribution of GAME OVER is that I am not close to even finishing this novella. They say they know the ending of the novella long before I am done with it. There are malicious “reviews” popping up leaking parts of the novella without my permission and I think of everything I ever written this is the first time they’re trying to do this with my masterpiece. Then someone threatening to do a “parody” and get it “published” when the real one isn’t done; then they were going after the rest of my print exclusive stories in the same manner. It’s almost if some of these jokers are celebrating the fakes while they frown upon the real stories. Seems like that is the trend these days, especially when I am planning the sequels to Tabloid Purposes (the fake domain pops up for a fake “book” then doing a page which links to the threads saying “Avoid….blah blah blah….” and basicalkly never seend the end of the shitstorm.) If you had this happen to any of you, I want to hear your stories if the person leaking your work is attempting to blackmail you too. I’m tired of these types trying to “naspster” my print exclusives or try to leak unfinished novellas, I know how the authors of “Harry Potter” and “Twilight” feel when certain websites try to leak their work with spoilers and such. The novella they are threatening to leak is my darkest in my 20 year career as a writer, and it’s my most inspired since writing Spectral Exile in the summer of 2006. But I know how Metallica felt when their old catalog was getting pirated via file sharing networks. When I see jokers going around doing “parody” of my work — I really don’t find the humor in it. So if some of you are reading this, and had something of yours leak without authorization how did some of you deal with it?
“Then I get this one e-mail from someone looking to submit to Lake Fossil Press saying, “Could you put a good word in me to AngryInIllinois because I know you ‘used’ to be affiliated with Lake Fossil Press.””
ah hahahahahahahahaha
tl;dr still not giving a damn about who is pirating his horrid work :p
Shocklines ramble off the starboard bow!
http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/15384
Note the lack of names and the hilarious misspelling of naspster.
How is it something that’s been ‘unreleashed’ is available to be ‘pirated’? Who could possibly be leaking his stuff, except for what he takes a leak on the internet with himself? Is there no end to Nikki’s delusion?
I suspect he gives his works in progress out to anyone who flatters him enough…even if that flattery is only to get the story.
Exactly my point. He need look no further than a mirror to find the culprit – if all mirrors didn’t shatter every time he looks into one.