Hat tip: Angryinillinois
Nicky’s looking for love. ‘Cause “subkulture” is so much cooler than the usual spelling, amirite?
Oh, look! Only friends can post to his shoutbox, but he has no firends.
December 1, 2015 by Rusty
Hat tip: Angryinillinois
Nicky’s looking for love. ‘Cause “subkulture” is so much cooler than the usual spelling, amirite?
Oh, look! Only friends can post to his shoutbox, but he has no firends.
but he was just saying on twitter a couple days ago that he has African American friends in yet another fake attempt to prove he isn’t racist!
Oh and love that he doesn’t warn potential ladies that he has no money, doesn’t drive, and thinks women are cunts and whores!
…or that he’s totally obsessed with penises, mens’ arses, prison sex, and shit.
And his obsession with that comment by
MerrickMellick that Pacione’s book signed in blood looked like it had been signed in anal butter. He actually inserted that in Mellick’s Wikipedia article, like it was a shared joke between peers (rather than a putdown).Creepy and delusional as ever. Oh, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky…
Shocker he’s in his Twilight Zone hoodie.
Which he probably hasn’t washed in forever. Eww,
Oh look, he’s in a legal battle with CreateSpace. I wasn’t aware he hired a lawyer and brought this to court.
He’s told me that in 3 separate emails in the last 2 hours. In the most recent email he’s pissed that I’ve called two of my stories Insect and the Statue and he says he’ll steal my soul for that…
To be an e-piracy e-plagiarism it would have to be “INSECT” not “Insect”.
I was more amused by the threat to steal my soul….
Tell him you sold your soul to me for $1, and I’m not selling? 😀
He’s bluffing, of course. That doesn’t mean he’s not scouring the internet for an e-lawyer, but nobody would take his case on contingency, and he can’t afford to pay one. Ergo, no lawyer is involved. All he did was file an EEOC complaint. I’m sure he thinks some goverment lawyer is on the case, but since he’s never worked for CreateSpace or Lulu, and was never denied a job by either company after applying for one, his “case” has no legal footing whatsoever. The EEOC most likely has already filed his complaint under circular, or will when they finally get to it.
Why, it’s not even fair to dangle bait like that over ladies! They’ll be helpless to resist! All those low-angle selfie shots and that face peering out of that hoodie like some misplaced armpit… I hope the poor boy doesn’t get trampled. Hope the girls have had their shots.
It just occurs to me that maybe Nicky’s love of hoodies is somehow related to his fetish for bondage sleep-sacks. He loves pictures of people in both.
I thought this was pretty funny, from his Facebook page –
Hey Sharknado and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! are you seeing this right; #ohhellno it was cool talking with the creator of the movies seeing what they can do to novelize this series and seeing who can be the one hosting the print edition of the book.
I’m guessing this “talk” with the Sharknado people was he left a message on their site or something. I can’t imagine anyone reading a novelization of a Sharknado movie. But anyone who would totally deserves Nicky. I wonder if he realizes those movies are supposed to be stupid? Given his fascination with the shark in the lake and his “ghosts in the tornado” terrible idea, he might think a “sharknado” is actually really clever.
I thought he was pissed off at SyFy for stealing his ghost shark idea.
Definitely he is! He says he ripped the director a new one over it. 27 Aug 2015 at IMDb Internet Movie Database’s page on the TV movie “Ghost Shark” SyFy/Asylum 2013, Nickolaus Pacione left a one-star review fulla of typical Pacioneness.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2600742/reviews?ref_=tt_urv
He even says he didn’t watch the movie in his ridiculous review. How does he know it ripped off his stupid shark story he’s so proud of?
I don’t know which is more nauseating, his photo or repeated abuse of the word “namesake” to describe himself.
I think “namesake” is a reference to his “Nickolaus Albert Pacione Delivers: A Library of Unknown Horrors” which he sent to the Poe Museum, then billed them for it. Public Domain Classics (plus newbie authors who deserved a better editor and publisher than Pacione.)
Understanding Pacione’s rants requires a lot of backreading. Which ultimately may not be worth the effort, but my God, he is like “Galloping Gertie” (the Tacoma Narrows Bridge Disaster 1940) endlessly fanscinating in an OMG fashion.
Looking at that Subkulture page I see that he refers to getting his “namesakes” on TheBookPatch.
“Here For Dating”.
He expects a random goth website woman to know what he means by “namesakes”?
A gal who knows enough backstory about Pacione to know what “namesakes” means would probably know enough about Pacione to avoid him.
(“namesakes” = Nickolaus Albert Pacione Delivers: anthologies A Library of Unknown Horrors 2007 and More From a Library of Unknown Horrors 2012)
Yeah, um, puke. I know that wasn’t a complete sentence, but it did get across my reaction.
Ramsey Campbell noted that Pacione’s Facebook has a link to the traveladvisor page on NAP’s favorite hotel when he stays in Joliet.
Someone ought to point out on Pacione’s Subkulture dating page this link to his preferred motel. The linked reviews in Pacione’s recommendation say the bedding is not changed between visitors and there are dried bodily excretions on the walls and furniture. Pacione’s recommended dining option is the nearby 24-hour White Castle burger joint.
Women need to be warned what a date with NAP could become. Unless Goth role playing includes Clueless Horrorfilm Victim?
It’s ranked 22nd out of 23 possibilities. I don’t even want to think about how bad #23 has to be to lose to this flea trap.
My other half once booked a room at a place in Idaho Springs that looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in months. There were cobwebs all over the place. We were stuck staying there for one night, given how late it was when we arrived, but first thing the next morning, we checked out of there and into a motel a couple of blocks down the road.
What’s hilarious about that incident (in retrospect) is that the second place we booked into was the one my other half thought he was originally booking. For an independently owned motel, the second one was not fancy, but it was spic-n-span clean, and had free coffee in the lobby. Considering that its main clientele consists of white water rafters and skiiers, depending upon the season, we were pretty undemanding customers. We didn’t show up with half a truckload of gear.