Nicky Graces a New Forum with His Presence

I started this in comments on my previous entry, but this deserves its own entry.  Nicky’s over on some conservative forum spewing hate speech, and attempting to incite harassment of his enemies.  What he says about Melany is horrible.  A coelacanth lives at a higher elevation than our favorite greasy goth.  I’ll tackle his latest VF blog entry tomorrow; it’s too late, and I’m too tired to do so now.

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Oh god. He just inflicted himself on another community

Here’s the comment he left for the admin:

Let’s do it. I got some asshole trying to pass my imprint off as a alt romance publisher and I am trying to set the record straight of what I run. I am ready to raise a little hell. I am trying to think how to nail the other websites hard with the Consevative Gospel. So they want to play the liberal agenda there — let’s play god with them

Sounds to me like he’s trying to incite harassment of a third party.

114 thoughts on “Nicky Graces a New Forum with His Presence

  1. I seriously am doubting Nicky even knows what a Christian is or a conservative for that matter. I notice he never has answered anyone who asks when he last went to church or read the bible =)

    I give him a week in his new ‘home’. :p

  2. Funny thing is, he’s not a conservative, he’s a hate-monger, that’s all. He’s not conservative, he’s not Republican, he’s just a foul mouthed troll who enjoys spewing hate and profanity on the internet.

    He doesn’t know any conservative values or views, he just screams the latest hate filled blurb and then calls himself a conservative.

    If the site is actually a conservative site, they’re going to tear him a new asshole.

    • Or ignore him.

      For the sake of the party, they’ll boot him soon lest anyone get the impression the party thinks like he does.

    • For giggles, I emailed the forum mod complaining about the hate filled speech and that I take offense as a conservative gun-owning male, who happens to be the older brother of a homosexual.

      Lets see if that does anything.

    • Oh this is phenomenal, and sent by that mod running Rightly Conservative.

      “I’m sorry you’re offended. I actually left a response to this post. I just don’t want to be in the habit of censoring free speech. I would suggest that you DO post a reply. You deserve to air your views, just as he does. If he posts personal attacks, those will be removed, and I’ll let him know that this is not acceptable. We have plenty of gay members here, frankly. And they are no different than the rest of us.

      Opposition to “gay” issues is a RELIGIOUS one. And it irks me to no end when Republicans start espousing different policy issues based on RELIGION. Because it’s inappropriate. I believe that persons & businesses should have the “right” to make their own decisions, discriminate if they want. Because their businesses or personal lives will have consequences from their decisions.

      But I believe the gov’t does not have the OPTION of discriminating. I don’t believe that gays are “changed” into being gay. I believe it’s like your hair color. They are born that way, and religious policy has no place in gov’t, in judging these people. Period.

      People are often shocked when I use this same argument with abortion. It is a scientific argument that life begins at conception. Religion dictates that we believe it begins at conception. I don’t agree with abortion, but religious ideology should NOT extend to gov’t policies. IT’S NOT RIGHT.

      Again, I’m very sorry that his post is offensive to you. But until he is attacking individuals, I don’t think it’s right to tell him his opinions are not relevant. Because many SHARE it. But I urge you to REPLY. I won’t tolerate him bashing YOU, for your beliefs. Maybe we can give him a different perspective with which to view this issue?? Because I am in agreement with you, that who you have sex with should have NO BEARING on the rights or protections you are afforded by your gov’t.”

  3. Lloyd did you unblock him?

    “Give it a fucking rest pal. you’re not Lloyd Phillip Campbell. He hardly goes on websites and message boards. he submits stories to me via his girlfriend on CD-R.”

    “You are not the real Lloyd you bastard”

    Nicky actually had the balls to call him “The Mysterious Lloyd Philip Campbell” on Writerface. Dude, he has the same last name as Nicky’s mom, stepdad, and sister, but we’re supposed to believe he’s real…

    • ” Campbell is a straight man and a Christian. And he doesn’t have an online presence except for his e-mail address. He is an enigma and rather stay that way. You are clearly making a mockery of my imprint with these bullshit faggot covers. Letita Washington was one of the cunts who harassed the magazine intro dropping my “Witch’s Party” — now I think I might try to shop that to Readers Digest. ”

      Are these two of the funniest things anyone else has ever seen?

      >”He is an enigma”
      >”Witch’s Party” — now I think I might try to shop that to Readers Digest.”

    • I’m sure an enigma wouldn’t appreciate being talked about so much by the one person he’s in contact with.

      And if this enigma only has an online presence via email, who was that on the forum all that time ago, speaking the way Nicky speaks?

      Hmmm, what a puzzling riddle this is!

    • I didn’t even catch that! Love how he sounds like he was so concerned about his THREE months premature son that not too long ago he was screaming isn’t even his.

  4. Yeah. That wouldn’t even be viable.

    In other news, I suckered him good, and made sure he put up a link to Halloween Girl, then put up my version on my Writer Face blog. 🙂

  5. Man he’s running around like a gerbil on speed on writerface. I’m just up and too tired to actually respond to him right now but could someone tell me how you leave comments on your own profile?

    • I know he’s totally running around

      “I am still in charge of Lake Fossil Press, I am not about to let some asshole FAG up my imprint. He’s not making it look nice, he’s making a mockery of the thing. Here’s my post responding to the lies you fuckbuddies call a loan. He’s not making it fabulous he’s trying to ruin the Gothic image of the magazine — well I will have the real mag out there in September with artwork and a hot female model working with me on GAME OVER (no not the one with the bullshit or faggoty rewrites but the real version that’s going to be 33,000 words.)

      Who said what I say was a mistruth about Lake Fossil Press, This is from the owner and propietor of the company. I have control to all the sites that are connected to operating Lake Fossil Press and if anyone is trying to make the company a mockery is you faceless assholes taking turns ramming planes into the buildings. I challenge AngryInIllinois to a fight — and if I win the fight I burn all the “covers” he made and the covers of Lake Fossil Press under Nickolaus Pacione operation remains. Nickolaus A. Pacione’s Lake Fossil Press is still the present tense.”

  6. At the top of your comments it says “Comment on your own space” or something like that. Just click on that, even though it doesn’t look like a link.

    • Genius Mr. Ant! In that civilized thread about publishing you just got him to flip out and start cursing big time (with bolded curse words!) The best part? He’s been saying over and over and over he didn’t lose his company due to a default on a loan…which he says so often I’m sure people who don’t know any better are starting to think he’s covering something up (especially him bringing up his gambling addiction lol)

      Speaking of Nicky losing his shit,

      “When I do this post, I am speaking up for Angry Guinea Books and say the only web presence this company will have is the one I have on Lulu.com for it where I am selling copies of An Eye In Shadows (though some SomethingAwful.com goons pirated the fuck out of this one and offered pirated copies of the book on their blog. The same assholes are PLAGIARIZING my novella and calling the fucking thing their rewrites. WHO THE FUCKING HELL AUTHORIZED THAT SHIT, A FACELESS ASSCLOWN WHO HIDES BEHIND A FAKE NAME SAYING HE’S FROM MORASS? That is part of the reason why I say I am from Joliet.)

      The pigraping sack of shit is offering unauthorized rewrites of my novella trying to fag the damn thing up when it is entirely heterosexual in nature…”

      there’s more of it here http://www.writerface.com/profiles/blogs/about-angry-guinea-books?xg_source=activity

    • Thanks, Ant, I took advantage of the opportunity to put up my old Halloween Girl as well. I want to see if he starts calling us both plagiarists in public, since anyone with half a brain will see they’re completely different stories.

    • Hopefully he’ll keep freaking out. Just keep mentioning his gambling addiction, and things should work out just fine.

    • Isn’t it scandalous that some anonymous individual is claiming Nicky took out that loan to cover online poker debts? I hope Nicky can put forth a suitably eloquent denial lest people begin to believe it’s true.

      “Now, Mr Pacione, I know that you’re going to have lots of free time on your hands with this suspension from your favourite site but I do hope you’ll find something more productive to fill it with than gambling. Especially since I’ve been hearing rumours that it was your online poker debts that led to you taking out the loan that resulted in your loss of LFP… “

    • Oddly enough, I toyed with the idea of claiming that Nicky lost the company in a poker game, but Angry has been calling it a loan default, because it sounds better.

  7. Now that the other guys have quieted down, I can catch up on the antics of my favorite nitwit.

    However, I would like to ask a question, because this baffles me and I may have to change something. All three of them (DL, DF, SR) and the alt at Jenny’s blog accused me of not having written anything except blog posts.

    Am I simply not making it clear enough on my blog about my creds? Or what? And I’m open to suggestions as this irked me.

    • lol

      You’re asking if when they did their research on you, if your creds weren’t as available as they should be.

      The same folks that didn’t do squat to research Nicky?

      I’m sure Mr. Magoo would have a hard time finding your books and submissions, but that still wouldn’t mean you had a problem with visibility…see what I mean? 😀

    • Yes, I can hear that. I made some alterations on the blog and added some text boxes.

      And I got friended on FB a few minutes ago by someone who did so just to ask me when the next DB book was coming out.

    • I’m not sure people who are willfully too lazy to do a Google search deserve to be spoon fed answers. I had no trouble whatsoever contacting you — several years ago — to inquire about whether you had a cheat sheet of who’s who for your vast cast of characters. Your web presence is even more visible now.

      They’re just trying to get your goat.

  8. ” That isn’t Lloyd Phillip Campbell and the account that belonged to the fake was deleted by the admins — I might be suspended for a while on that website because I brought the shitstorm of this website over to there, but it was all worth it because I am fighting the cesspool that you fucks turned this site into. Lloyd lives in Bollingbrook with his lady. He’s not gay.”

    I was hoping he’d get suspended today, in fact I was behind the scenes with that. Not sure if and what Jenny did but I did some things and gave up after a pissy admin snapped my head off. ;P

    • RUSTY!

      Suspended
      by VF Admin for: bringing non-vf drama to the site, stupid threats, foul comments to others
      Until Jul 09, 2010

      OH YES I DID (have some part in) IT!!!!!!!!!1

    • I hadn’t done anything over there because I was worried about the admins deleting us all. i was still trying to think of a way to bring Nicky’s rampage to the admins without actually complaining to them about it.

      Way to go Al! And I see this is his longest one yet – 11 days.

    • Nicky has been suspended again? Or was it both Nicky and “Lloyd”? Guess I’d better go log in, and take a gander.

  9. He’s actually accusing all of us of being Al-Queda operatives.

    I shit you not.

    “I am not calling just you an Al-Queda operative — I am calling you fakers Al-Queda operatives”

    That is just plain sickening.

    • His new thing this week is “9/11/2001 terrorist” I guess he doesn’t want people to mistaken us for those pesky 9/11/2005 terrorists.

      “I will be in contact with the real Lloyd Phillip Campbell and he should have a story for Issue 12 (not your Ethereal Gazette, but mine.) ”

      It’s actually getting sad now how hard he’s continuing this facade considering everyone in the world knows it’s him.

      Can you imagine if like, nowadays, Stephen King was trying to convince everyone Richard Bachman wasn’t really him, but some other guy that only he communicates with?

    • Its on my writerface wall about halfway down:

      At 2:13am on June 29, 2010, Nickolaus Pacione said…
      “You violated my copyrights you 9/11/2001 terrorist. You and your friends are equal to the fuckers who rammed airlines into the buildings you fucking assholes. What permission do you have in posting what you posted of mine you fucking cocksucker. Grow a dick and show your real face — COWARD”

      Tim’s comment:
      “So you are calling me an Al-Queda operative? You are accusing me, a man who actually fought for his country, of being a terrorist in league with the terrorist operatives who carried out the largest and most coordinated terrorist attack to ever occur on American soil? Seriously? You are?

      Oh, and since you posted it, I’m going to copy it, as well as screenshot it, so even if you do remove it, I’ll still have a copy of it. So no going along and erasing it so you don’t get in trouble.”

    • Baupdeth, you really should start calling him Noel, seeing how he’s started signing posts “– COWARD.” Maybe that’ll confuse him into thinking he’s created another alt that he forgot. Chances are he has no idea who Noel Coward was, anyway.

  10. Speaking of the subject of this blog entry, should someone head over there and paste all the excerpts where Nicky claimed to be a liberal?

    • If you do, don’t forget how he leeches off the state, loves his benefits so much he refused to even attempt to make his ex-company a success, and his constant attacks on veterans who served their country. As I rather suspect that American conservatives may not take too kindly to that.

    • Oooh, you should call him Mister Sparkle Pony, and give him an imaginary friend called Lloyd who he thinks is stealing his sugar cubes.

    • Yeah but myself, Jenny, and autoaim were going out of our way to be nice and give “those two” a chance, yet Janrae was merciless.

      Turns out she saw right through the facade. Again. I mean seriously I create alts….for LULZ. To say you have a company and one of your employees is you?!

      It’s like Nicky told them the truth about Lloyd and Stephen was all “That’s a great idea!”

    • Jupiter, can I borrow your research skills?

      A new trio of nitwits arrived with this latest nicky situation. They’ve been to my blog and to Jenny’s and it is still happening.

  11. Is it possible that Nicky just has serious vision trouble? He stated over at my blog (the STephen Roberts is a nitwit post) that FSM et al stand in the shadows of Steven N. Marshall.

    But Marshall’s site for SNM is the same kind of eye-gouging clutter fuck that Nicky’s sites usually are.

    Apparently the “Dark Lord” fails to understand the kind of eye assault that odd fonts in neon colors produces — which is pure Nicky.

    • Did you happen to notice that both Stephen Roberts and this “Dark Lord” joker use AOL? So few people do nowadays, that it sticks out like a sore thumb on the logs.

    • So is this another frame up by Stephen against his perceived enemy?

      Or is it merely an attempt by a child to make it look like he has a big bad brother to protect him from me?

      In either case, Stephen just made a very bad enemy.

    • At this point, I’d consider the whole lot of them certifiable Nitwits. The only one who hasn’t made an appearance is Traci, or Staci, or whatever her name is. Still, she’s associated herself with a pack of juvenile delinquents.

    • My personal Nitwit, John, is now living in the same building that I do and homing in on my connection. He posted a comment on my blog and it has the same IP as mine, which is how I found out about it.

      I think he’s off his meds again. And I am glad that no one interacted with him. I would appreciate it if everyone would just ignore him if he shows up here. If he gets too obnoxious, I’ll call his brother.

    • Over at Jenny’s blog I was pointing out how Stephen and Daniel seemed like the same person.

      Does this mean my record still stands?

    • We should start our own internet PI service Janrae like some 80’s tv series!

      You have a knack for smelling deceptive douchebags even when they are being nice and telling us what we want to hear (to the point where twice I was starting to think you were being really harsh, ie Dagstine and now TDFR) and I have the ability to figure out alts and trace them back to their source!

      probably shouldn’t count Lloyd Phillip Campbell on that list, since even Arnie Grape would have caught that

      That or we get Wonder Twin rings. I’m stating right now I refuse to turn into buckets of water and ice cubes! >:/

      P.S. That whole “Help us!” bit smelled too much like a trojan horse.

    • Anyone who comes here demanding help extricating himself from a mess he knowingly got himself into gets no sympathy from me. Aside from the waahmbulance aspect, it smacks of entitlement.

    • He’s a master of photomanipulating owls, she’s a paladonic curmudgeon.

      Together, they fight crime.

      Tune in to KRST for this week’s episode of “Alski and Cuss!”

    • HAHA Mike that’s awesome! I was thinking of a theme song for us this morning while in the shower but that’ll do.

      WOW Janrae great detective work. I am not in the least bit surprised that is a 14 year old kid from the way he acted. And does anyone notice that in all of his photos he stretches them so that his face is 200% wider? Why is that? He also has a lot of names I recognize as his friends such as Freeman and Robert Lee, even SD Hintz.

    • He has now sent me two PMs on FB in response to my initial PM calling him a fraud.

      He has that magazine and up until now it has had a good rep.

      So of course he has this huge number of friends who are writers. And it feeds his ego. Odds are that any number of them had something to say about Pacione from time to time.

      That means he knew from the get go.

      My latest theory (and I may never have complete closure on this) is that he did it as a PR stunt, expected to be rescued dramatically by the folks he is pandering to, and when it failed utterly can’t figure out how to get his arse out of the fire.

      He stands to lose a lot if word of his shenanigans spreads too far.

  12. This is on Nicky’s profile page at RightlyConservative:

    Kevin Mathews replied to Nickolaus Pacione’s discussion ‘Protect Traditional Marriage (Explicit Language)’ in the group Illinois

    Sir, I suggest you see a physician for your obvious mental illness. Go with God, Kevin

    Kevin’s in for quite a ride.

    • LOL. He asked whether Nicky’s a troll.

      Nicky wouldn’t last 15 minutes at Townhall.com. It doesn’t censor viewpoints, but it does censor swear words, and things like “bitch.” I’ve had a blog there for years, although I seldom use it. Never had a problem expressing my views without cussing, so the censorship, such as it is, has never been an issue for me. For Peaches, however . . .

  13. I’m tired of all these “social conservatives” find me a proper fiscal conservative and I’ll be happy. One that can see the long term and not the short term and will fight against government overstep in power. Plastic balls Pacione seems to think he’s a social conservative.

    • You could even just turn it into a “how bizarre a death scene can I write” story by having him insult a witch at a party and get cursed into a Groundhog Day loop where he keeps dying in bizarre ways until he figures out how to make amends, and then gets run over by a bus the next day.

  14. Christ, there isn’t an original thought in these people’s heads, are there?

    How the fuck did I move from conservative to an obvious filthy hippie?

    Did I change, or did the party leap to the right about 5 fucking miles?

    • the party leapt to the right 5 fucking miles. bush is being called ‘liberal’ soooooooo, yeah. However, to pacione everyone’s a dirty hippie. I think the only person in the world who can share his views is glenn beck. Really, I think they’d go well together. Though, I doubt even glenn would put up with the smell.

    • “Clippy the Paperclip had committed Hari-Kari and left small glittering entrails all over the screen.”

      I don’t blame him. Obama can safely say that the CIA have stopped waterboarding people now, they just play a recording of Game Over and step in with an offer before the prisoner eats his own ears.

  15. So that’s why the Dark Lord was so aggressive on Janrae’s blog while demeaning his enemy. Same person all along.

    So, having taken on Nicky just to fuck with someone, he then goes on the blog pretending to be said rival to get another war going.
    Wow. Douchebag extraordinaire here.

    This youngling is far from mastering the ways of the Force.

    • I’m just going to guess that it’s because you’re not a raving lunatic that blindly toes their party line.

      The best bit is that their attitude and actions will just encourage more and more people to vote anything but republican unless Obama screws up big time.

    • Probably. I just made suggestions on how conservatives could help themselves the next election, how to get the party back on track, and provided proof when she dared me to and stated that I couldn’t get that proof, then she makes a reply to my post and suspends me so that I can’t even see it.

      That kind of attitude and action, while allowing someone like Pacione to spew filthy and obscenity, is one of the reasons I’m beginning to believe that even though my views haven’t changed, I might be more like a democrat than anything else.

      What a horrible development. :-/

    • you’re not a democrat. they are almost as bad. democrats just pretend to be nice. both parties are screwed up. there are okay factions in both sides but a lot of them are argh

    • ::sigh::

      It figures. I figured I was suspended for daring to contradict her, and worse yet, showing her up when it came to knowing my shit about the flashpoints that the Tea Party always screams about rather than just the buzzwords and the misinformation the Tea Party thrives on.

      So my suspension was daring to debate with a moderator.

      How… mature.

      I think, if this keeps up, I’m going to turn in my Republican membership.

    • No, I haven’t been to SA in a while. I’ve found out that it sucks up all kinds of time I didn’t mean to spend when I start cruising the forums there.

      Too bad Nicky won’t try posting there, it would be funny to watch him get eaten for lunch in LF. Hell, he couldn’t make it through GBS without running crying to the mods.

      And I have to be honest, calling me an Al-Queda operative, accusing me of being a member of a group that killed a friend of 24 years, has made it so that he’d would regret it deeply if I ever came face to face with him.

      He’s a disgusting little troll, and to be honest, I’ve decided that the gloves are completely off when I deal with him.

      Accuse me of being a terrorist? We’ll see how he likes what he’s about to reap.

    • LF wouldn’t just eat him alive, it would crunch his bones to a paste, spread it on crackers and throw a feast. He’d not last a day in GBS, not even in BYOB probably.

      Now FYAD, on the other hand…. oh dear, he’s actually insane enough for them to enjoy having him around as a pet in a cage.

      Go for it, Tim. Go for it…

    • More conversations with Melissa:

      “I’m not taking this out on you, and I do understand where you are coming from. Thank you for allowing me to somewhat vent to you without holding it over my head.

      However, will you allow, for example, a discussion on firearm ownership or concealed carry in IL, or should the mentally ill be placed in a home and shuttered from society, as long as the opinion is based on fact and there are no insults flying to board users who may respond?”

      And her response:

      “Wait, what?

      You want to know if I would allow folks to discuss gun ownership & concealed carry, OR, the separate issue of should the mentally ill be place in a home & shuttered from society?

      I would say yes on both counts.

      On your second point, we “shutter” mentally ill people away from society in prisons EVERY DAY.

      Just because we don’t agree with someone’s opinions doesn’t mean that we should be allowed to silence them. Everyone has a right to free & unfettered speech as long as it not damaging to another. The constitution does not afford us the “right” to not be offended. People say things to me every day that I don’t want to hear.

      We have two choices: 1) ignore them, or 2) present a more logical argument to sway the reader to your point.

      I prefer option 2. : ) But don’t worry, I won’t hold anything over anyone’s head.”

      Yeah, google is warming up now

  16. Yeah, but she sure as hell banned my happy ass rather than tried to do logical arguments with me.

    Or Nicky convinced her to ban me.

    Either way, I’m not sure if I want to be part of group who’s opinions of the mentally ill are taken straight from the Soviet Union.

  17. @ baupdeth

    Am I the only one who read that as him attempting to imply that the mentally ill should be allowed to carry a concealed weapon?! As in… himself?!?! Har!

  18. No, I wanted to ask Melissa if it would be ok to write about the mentally ill being a drain on society and having them locked away with no contact with the outside world, Mainly this was to be directed at Peaches, just to have him fly off his broom.

    (Note this is not my official stance)

    She really is a nutty as he is.

    • Ah! I misunderstood. I thought you had been quoting Nikki. I should have know better given that everything is spelled correctly. 😉 Obviously, I haven’t been over to the RC board to read the shenanigans.

  19. Ah… The more nitwits Cuss can uncover, the more grease I have for my pot!

    Of course, one must abstain from overdoing the nitwit content in any cooking because, like all greasy food, it can affect one’s figure!

  20. Facebook updates, sorry for the delay.

    Facebook updates

    “Well looks like I am posting “Witch’s Party” on vampirefreaks.com. Because of the shitheaded reviewers reviewing the leak, I am let go from the upcoming e-zine.

    Well removed the staff of TDFS from my friends list when I learned they accused me of e-mailing them with a lot of e-mail addresses and fake names. Bullshit — I only use one name in e-mails and that’s my own. Well suspended from VF.com for exposing the cesspool that started on writerface.com by the trolls on the other site.

    Since the cocksuckers leaked this story before it was supposed to come out on a particular magazine — the fucks accused me of harassing them with multiple e-mail addresses, FUCK YOU, I only use five and I use one for personal correspondence. Accusing me of harassing and threatening them with other personas — my ass. … Now they’re on the fucking bandwagon with the bogus “staff.”

    393,604 Live Hits On AuthorsDen.com — Spectral Exile got the most hits in the short story department. I have updated my success story on AuthorsDen.com so go and look up my profile and join as a reader account then fan me.”

    And to his mother who was posting Weird Al videos. The first one is his, the second one is one of mom’s friends.

    “Oh GAWD — he had the stones to turn a Metallica song into a polka thing. I would say to him, “Dude that wasn’t cool. Turning Metallica into polka” He actually mocked Nine Inch Nails — Trent wanted to kick his ass for that one because it made a parody of Terrible Lie. ”

    “Take a page from your idols: Metallica and Nine Inch Nails APPROVED Al’s parodies. They are cool enough to laugh at themselves. Al doesn’t put any song on an album unless he gets the permission of the original artist – which he doesn’t have to do, as satire does not infringe copyright. But all these groups, Nine Inch Nails included, consider it the highest honor to be parodied by Weird Al. As Nirvana said, “When we got the call from Weird Al – that’s when we knew we’d really made it.” 15 hours ago”

    • So how long do you think it’ll take for him to bring up that he doesn’t like it when people parody his stories?

    • Lol, I though he was pretending to be a thrash guitarist.

      Trent Reznor slowly put down the headphones after listening to his freshly recorded song, Mountains out of Molehills, a frown on his face.

      “It’s missing something, but what…” He said to his pet gerbil. Who squeaked at him in reply, his fuzzy little head cocked to the side in curiosity.

      Trent’s eyes widened as a sudden inspiration struck him and he jumped to his feet in glee, sending his chair to the ground with a loud crash that startled the gerbil who darted inside its nest. Trent chuckled an apology as the little gerbil stuck its head out of the nest to berate him for the surprise with a series of annoyed squeaks.

      “I’m sorry little one, but I know what the track needs now. It needs a high pitched squealing rant, just like a gerbil on helium with marbles in its mouth, it needs… Nickolaus Pacione!”

    • Looks like he deleted it due to comments and reposted.

      I was debating on joining this site for a while now, and here I am, I’ve seen the link from the owner’s vampirefreaks.com profile, since I invited her there, I figured I would make the return favor. If you found me via VampireFreaks.com I would be the one called LAKE FOSSIL — my occupation is I am a horror writer and I am involved with the publishing industry. I deal with the elite liberlism that is in this circle and I’ve gotten under fire for speaking up against homosexuality and against transexuals because they aren’t what they were created.

      I have blogs outside of this site which I will get very abrasive when I see some playing both sides of the fence (and yes I am little vuglar when I call them out,) I keep that off this site but I was politically active with the Republican party in Illinois and the Conservativism blog on LiveJournal in 2002-2003 up to when I was forced off the site. I am more known for my choice of genre as a writer — I write in horror and science fiction, I lobbyed for Bush/Cheney 2004 on Modblog (a now defunct blog.)

      I kept my political beliefs out of my horror fiction until now, and I am a spoken word artst as well — something that isn’t common among Conservative circles. I’ve came under fire because of my website Writings From The Grave because I insulted feminists openly and casually. I am actually a Chrisitan doing this too and what I’ve been doing lately as a horror writer merges the Christian undertones with the viseral horror

      I mainly a critic of the spoken word artist / heavy metal vocalist Otep because of her intense liberal views and being active in the heavy metal community here in Chicago, Illinois, it’s very common for the metal community to be involved with politics espeically with listening to thrash metal — I came to respect vocalists Dee Snider and Ted Nugent then Guitarist John Schaffer of Iced Earth because of their political views.

      I’ve been known to reach across the table to both the Conservative and Gothic communities. I came to the open as a Conservative on my own community when I had it on LiveJournal.com — I was forced off again in 2008 when I called out some naysayers on Youtube.com. I piss off the liberals because I speak to them in a language they understand and they don’t want to hear a Conservative actually deball them or rip their balls off.

      If you want to know more about me — I personally invite you to visit my official website. I’ve been known to express my Conservative views through art and photography. I am the Conservative counterpart to Bret Easton Ellis or the man who wrote Fight Club, I am not afraid to be a little transgressive in making some statements. And that bothers the liberals because that is one of their weapons. In 2000-2001 I used to be a moderate Liberal as in I was an idiot to want to vote for Gore, but when I saw what Bush was doing to protect Conservative values — it was more inviting and I felt free after that.

      I will do my political commentary on the blogs on here. I am ashamed to be from the same state as Obama, but at the same time I love my state in terms of it being a hotbed of heavy metal in the Midwest. As the kind of author I am — I’ve done festivals with some rather unique individuals, from pagans, Satanists, people who hang from hooks in their flesh to others in between and I’ve hosted a heavy metal show in Chicago so I am a little bit of a personality in Chicago being a show promoter, writer and publisher. I caused hell on a few boards for making the “Fuck France” posts.

      I publish speculative fiction and dark true stories in a magazine that I run and the covers have a personal touch. (It’s a cross beween Weird Tales and Reader’s Digest) I am respected and hated for the same things and in some ways I find that amusing. One of my friends who is a DJ in the Gothic down south actually lobbied for Sarah Palin in Arkansas. I combine Conservative commentary with a biting and very macabre sense of humor.

      I’ve written four books (two collections, a novella, and a five year memior.) I’ve been writing for 20 years in October, and my website I started when I was 20. I am the founder of the indie publishing company, Lake Fossil Press, and right now I am currently trying to get it registered in Illinois so I can go market the stories to Hollyweird I am struggling to get discovered on a wider level for my non-fiction, but I’ve been published in a few magazines over the years nationally and internationally (famously over in India and UK on a Goth Lifestyle magazine.. My name is more recognized in the Goth circles because of my website, but I am not quite ready to leave the Gothic behind. Lake Fossil Press isn’t an alternative sexuality publisher, so some of you thinking that because of an assumed deviantart site using my e-mail address, they would be in for a rude surprise when they get a reply from the e-mail addresses. I am expecialy seeking dark hued Conservative angled stuff — as in the dark stories told by Conservatives. Scare me.)

      (I want to expand the empire somehow. I had a wide internet empire in 2000 to 2004 when I used to offer free e-mail service, but that stopped because I didn’t have a DNS server. I have a shoestring budget when I publish books on here and often get a free ISBN making it published by Lulu.com. I edit Tabloid Purposes which was an anthology that had a huge influx of Christian horror writers, and I didn’t even knowi it!) I still run the company and operate it with the printing partner Lulu.com — my checks are signed by Lulu.com with them and I will donate royalties at times to Children of the Night Foundation which was turned onto me by a friend of mine I shared a billing with in Villa Park.

      I learned about this organization via their CD — they help fight child prostitution and help with teen runaways and that was the biggest influx of traffic I had with my website early on because teen runaways would find their way in my old catroom.

      Comments if they get deleted:
      AII
      Deleting comments?

      Oh I forgot, you have a deep hatred for Freedom of Speech.

      Jon Pack
      Oh boy are you a simpleton. One I have an issue with a private freak of an individual helping teen runaways. It has both a poorly made B movie horror vibe to it, and a really bad pornographic movie feel.

      If you’re an editor, why the glaring obvious spelling errors? Seriously, what the hell is a catroom? Are you a crazy cat lady? I bet you are. Do you just type whatever flows out of your little pea-sized brain or spews from your crusty yellow-toothed maw?

      Here’s a concept, use an actual word product that includes spell check/grammar check, set that puppy, or in your case kitty, to college level, and let it run. Besides all the red that will show up from your awesome spelling inability, I’d lay good money on the entire document being littered with sentence fragments, run on sentences, or warnings about wordiness.

      Does your fake press even make any money? Also, you do realize that it is very easy to check with the Republican party to see if you actually donated money right? Looks like I got a project to do this weekend.

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