Apparently, Nikita hasn’t been getting enough of the right kind of email.
I am not going to throw the entire body of this e-mail up there but I am going to throw in the part where he says Erotica, and he doesn’t read my submission guidelines.
Maybe he didn’t have the $3 that your guidelines cost, because he spent it on a large black coffee and a bagel with a shmear at Dunkin Donuts.
He uses the name that the fucking libel site uses for my magazine. My comments in the body of the e-mail are in gray.
Dude, your whole blog, minus the graphics, is grayscale.
I am going to toss up that little “cover” they did of my beloved magazine. I treat the magazine like it’s my second son.
If you treat it anything like you treated your first son . . . *shudder*
I don’t have the offical wall of shame like other sites . . .
Don’t need one; the whole blog plays that role on teh intarwebs. Your bookcase plays that role IRL.
Don’t they even read the magazine? I ask people to at least read the magazine first before submitting to the magazine . . .
What was I saying about Dunkin Donuts? The magazine costs more than the guidelines.
The cover for AVARICE will be a public domain painting. Those of you saying AVARICE is available online, it’s an urban myth along with all my new works — also urban myths.
Wait. Are there alligators in granny’s basement?
The rest of it reads like his usual wall-of-text, and I don’t have time for it right now, but there may be other nuggets of goodness buried among it all.
Wondering if Nicky has forgotten about his Twitter account?
It’s Dagstine. That’s the same guy who sent me the hatemail over my post at Shocklines.
So everything is a big gay conspiracy to keep the retarded dwarf down?
BUT WATCH OUT!…..he’s going back to his roots and coming out hitting hard.
There are some funnies in the almost-tl;dr rest of that post. One item that has possibilities is this:
“…but if [people who submit to the magazine] write a cool dark real person fiction story of me in a story based off one of my creations and it isn’t slash, they will get publised ”
My brain is awhirl already.
He also accuses me (again) of trying to con him out of $100 for a backup of TP II. I’ll have to find that blog post on Xanga and get it on Blogger so the real version of that e-mail exchange can be read by all.
She’s right about the email addy.
The artwork is from http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nickolaus
Speaking of artwork from that site…
“The lying assholes portray the cover of someone swallowing a load ”
lol
He was nice enough to leave a comment on my old raingods blog, one I haven’t updated since last year.
Hey Jagoff — Take Matt Shepard off the fucking cross because he didn’t die for your sins. For you little faggots out there who call slash fiction legitimate “writing”
I did one of two expanded versions of the famed short story, THE FANDOM WRITER. I know you support electronic piracy you piece of shit so who the fuck would want to buy books from someone who supports that act. Supporting the idea that someone actively stole the ideas and concepts that I busted my ass researching to get the story right — so let me ask this. Why does it bother you so much that someone has a lot of heterosexual pride — maybe you should take that little fag rag and shove it up your ass. I might encourage people to take turns pissing on your beloved rainbow flag.
I see homosexuality in any form as disgusting as incest so let me ask this question. What does it feel like when you fuck your own mother in the ass or suck her dick? I will make it my mission that no man shall get married with another man or a woman getting married to another woman. While you little faggots violated my copyrights and attempted to leak AVARICE (good luck trying prick because it won’t be online.)
He’s awfully obsessed with gay sex. I know some porn models who can certainly give him some lessons.
“I tell those jokers [who sumbit gay erotica] to submit to Bent or some other magazine like that. ”
Funny, I’ve never heard of that magazine. Curious that he has.
“the famed short story”…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ;D
hmmmm..obsession with calling everyone and anything gay…no dates or sex to speak of for 10 years. I’d say the evidence that nicky is as gay as liberace is adding up.
Considering his three favorite positions to be photographed in are 1) standing up with his legs spread wide and his fists clenched or 2) squatting or 3) bundled up tightly in blankets/sleeping bags/bondage sleepsacks, I have to agree that he’s unconsciously advertising some sort of sexual something-or-other.
Or maybe he just needs more fresh fruit and water in his diet.
I bet you that Matthew Shepard’s family would be pretty interested in all of the times that Nicky has trashed his name and memory in public for the past ten years, more or less just to prove to the world that Pacione is NOT GAY, NO SIR.
Just throwing that out there.
The thing I’ve always loved about his fancy for bondage sleepsacks is that no one knew until he showed his screen to everyone, with that in the search engine.
Hoisted by his own retard, as ever.
His favorite “positions” for photography do lend themselves so well to photoshopping, don’t they?
LOL
Actually, I think what he really wants with that legs spread pose is a swift kick in the nuts.
At the suggestion of a friend, I changed the link Nikita put in his comment to a gay porn site, boys-pissing.com. I think Nikita will like that better.
BAck when I had a guestbook on my website, NIcky would post comments. He was big on doing that kind of thing. So Phil put a redirect on it that every time NIcky logged onto my guest book, it send him to a picture of a woman shitting on a man’s face.
Several people at nicktion tested it. They put NIcky’s name in the from spot and bingo they were heading off to visit the porcelain god
Forgive the typos. I am having problEMs with my fingers today.
To me, those “bondage sleepsacks” remind me of Dr. Temple Grandin and how she as an autistic found cattle chutes to be calming. She later developed the “hug machine” which is used to this day by those with autism and people with hypersensitivity.
Am I the only one that ever considered his sleepsacks a sign that he might have Aspergers or Autism in some way?
I think it’s a loose association at best. Nicky’s got other problems in what’s left of his brain.
He has a brain? I thought it was a squeaky toy.
He’s got a whole subscription of issues but I don’t believe he is on the autistic spectrum.
And as a person diagnosed with Asperger’s, I glad he’s not one of us.