This came in via Google alert. The “press release” text looks ancient, but the date at the bottom is today’s.
Best line:
All hell breaks loose when each writer contributes to an anthology which the theme is basically non-existant . . .
I couldn’t have said it better.
“…a few bad reviews here and a few bad reviews there, it didn’t really phase him…”
This right here? That’s what reality calls bullshit Nicky. You fly off the handle at anything even remotely critical…
Nicky, if you’re reading this, it’s faze, not phase. And . . . everything fazes you.
What’s weird is how calm he’s being over at that rock forum when he’s getting attacked from all sides.
I tried to stay slumbering in Hell, but with Nick throwing all these snowballs, I had to get up and register to the Heavy Metal forum.
Some say that my Dad makes them do things; I say it’s Nick that makes people do things!
It’s so bizarre that I found this…
See, one of the contributors in the anthology–the one who calls himself “Derrek Edgar James”–is my husband.
Year ago (back when the two of us were still in high school), he used to publish horror stories on FictionPress, and–believe it or not–he actually BEFRIENDED Nicky. The two of them corresponded via e-mail for about a year, and he was asked if he wanted to contribute any of his writings to the collection.
It was so long ago, I doubt he remembers the stories he contributed (or even has copies of them anymore).
A couple of bands he likes post there or have their own subforum so he doesn’t want to embarrass himself too much. Though his review of one of their albums was pretty embarrassing, according to the review they’ve been together since the early 90’s and he calls them a young band… He also makes it more about himself a few times but I expect that from anything Nicky writes.
Nicky is all up in arms and declaring war on the people who founded Lake Fossil Piss and the reviewers who raved about this work:
http://www.lulu.com/product/e-book/the-gay-troll-in-the-basement/6446210?productTrackingContext=center_search_results
I just finished a little short story inspired by Nicky’s beloved Fandom Writer called the Tragic Tale of Nickolaus Albert Poe. I strengthened the similarities between Nicky and his Marty Sue and added a price to having the stories affect real people. While I’m happy with the first paragraph I think I might have to rework parts of it at some point, but I’m sure Nicky will enjoy this initial effort.
http://pandaswahey.blogspot.com/2010/03/tragic-tale-of-nickolaus-albert-poe.html
Can someone please take a screenshot of the entire page for The Gay Troll In The Basement, in case it gets pulled. I am unable to do so myself at the moment..
It was gone by the time you posted this, AutoAim.
There’s got to be a way to keep it in the main stream. After all, it’s better than the crap Nicky spews from his pen.
DAMN IT THE BOOK IS GONE AND I MISSED HIS RANT
Anyone catch the gist of what he spewed?
I missed it. Hope someone else grabbed it.
I hadn’t closed my tab yet so I was able to screencap this much when I saw the comment about it being down.
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4060/screencap.jpg
Cheers! And no worries, I’m pretty sure that Shirley’s going to be able to have her work online again in the near future. She’s hard to keep down, that old gal.
There was more about adding you to his wall of shame and I think he mentioned funeral arrangements again and ranted that people shouldn’t read between the lines for Eye in Shadows. He was referring to the recent review, which is probably worth screencapping as a precaution Rusty.
it’s not the whole thing, but kitsune gets a kiss for doing that anyway! Lewis kiss kitsune! 😀
As a gentleman I never kiss on the first date, will a hug do instead?
sadly they had the rest of it behind the “more” button so I couldn’t expand it since it was gone. I would if I could.
Sure but then kiss kitsune XD
Didn’t Nicky get in trouble about a year ago for losing his temper with his elderly relatives? Someone here or somewhere else was very cryptic about it, but they indicated he possibly threatened them out of anger? Am I the only one that remembers that?
I vaguely remember hearing about him threatening his grandparents, but I thought that was well over a year ago, unless he did it again right before Kim sort of stepped in and took over.
Beautiful work, Lewis…. but…. oh my god, now Nikita is going to make you a HORROR TARGET!!!
Bwahahahahahahaha! ;D
“do you go to the movie theater with a video camera and tape the picture?”
hahah omg he STILL says that!